I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
"Do Not Know How To Crop Old Girlfriend Out of The Pick"
This seems to be a common malady these days for which I have a solution. Ask her new boyfriend. He'll have no trouble handing you the axe. Then step out of the way. Some people are soooo picky. Call me if you live.
1 comment:
What's his old girlfriend doing in the pick? Did he attack her with it? No axe or shovel? Give him the chop.
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