April 28, 2010

Bachelor #586
"Do Not Know How To Crop Old Girlfriend Out of The Pick"

This seems to be a common malady these days for which I have a solution. Ask her new boyfriend. He'll have no trouble handing you the axe. Then step out of the way. Some people are soooo picky.
Call me if you live.

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1 comment:

Jean-Luc Picard said...

What's his old girlfriend doing in the pick? Did he attack her with it? No axe or shovel? Give him the chop.