August 7, 2009

Bachelor #495
Bad Mental Probablys

And I quote:

"Im looking for someone who dont play games or have bad mental probablys.Im a big nascar fan i love watching on tv and go to the races.......Im kinda like a redneck but a clean and smart one.

ive had enought of games i would like a redneck women witch means clean and pretty smart. "



If she's a good witch, can she have minimal mental probablys?

10 comments:

Eric said...

Is that a witch, pirate lady, or one of Santa's jolly serving wenches? Oh, I just got why you put that picture up there...
:)

Mimi Lenox said...

Eric - A cross between....yes.

Lorielle said...

"Im kinda like a redneck but a clean and smart one." wtf? I'm kind of like going huh? :)

Mejis said...

Well I must say his grammar is actually pretty good for a redneck. Believe me, I live with one. I still have a hard time figuring out his text messeges. Sad but true. But since when does redneck = clean and pretty smart?

ladytruth said...

He doesn't need a woman: he needs a spell checker.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Maybe the witch can do the cleaning with her broom as well?

I think a 'disappear' spell on him might be in order here.

Mimi Lenox said...

Lorielle - Maddening, isn't it?

Mimi Lenox said...

Mejis - Oh, this was one of the saddest profiles I've ever read. I'm serious.

Mimi Lenox said...

Ladytruth - Definitely!

Mimi Lenox said...

Jean-Luc - I'm working on that right now...