Age 33.
Location: Bethlehem, PA
Typical long list of outdoor guy activities. Proclaims his love for mountains and beach. Degree in cuddling. Mentions his mama. Twice. Yada yada yada.
Ho hum. ...
I was just about to click away when I read this:
".......and would love to meet a young lady with child to be there for her and the kids in good times and bad."
Rewind. Read that again.
YEP. That's what he said.
YEP. That's what he said.
I thought it was just another random act of sentence slaughter until I noticed his exclamatory caption which said,
"God rocks!"
This truly enhances the meaning of the term 'soulmate.'
6 comments:
So... is the guy looking for an instant family or a pregnant woman? I didn't quite suss that one out.
Either way, I'm hearing big brass alarm gongs going off here. Because damn.
He's easy to spot. He wears a robe, has long hair and a beard. Don't, whatever you do, ask him about his parents.
Very clever! Hey it's 90 today. It's still snowing here! No global warning here... ;)
Other - You were right the first time.
Mojo - For some reason, "because damn" just cracked me up.
Bud - It's 90 and snowing? I didn't smell it. Can't be true.
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