April 21, 2009

Bachelor #438
Immaculate Correction

Age 33.
Location: Bethlehem, PA
Typical long list of outdoor guy activities. Proclaims his love for mountains and beach. Degree in cuddling. Mentions his mama. Twice. Yada yada yada.
Ho hum. ...
I was just about to click away when I read this:

".......and would love to meet a young lady with child to be there for her and the kids in good times and bad."

Rewind. Read that again.
YEP. That's what he said.

I thought it was just another random act of sentence slaughter until I noticed his exclamatory caption which said,

"God rocks!"

This truly enhances the meaning of the term 'soulmate.'


Mojo said...

So... is the guy looking for an instant family or a pregnant woman? I didn't quite suss that one out.

Either way, I'm hearing big brass alarm gongs going off here. Because damn.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

He's easy to spot. He wears a robe, has long hair and a beard. Don't, whatever you do, ask him about his parents.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Very clever! Hey it's 90 today. It's still snowing here! No global warning here... ;)

Mimi Lenox said...

Other - You were right the first time.

Mimi Lenox said...

Mojo - For some reason, "because damn" just cracked me up.

Mimi Lenox said...

Bud - It's 90 and snowing? I didn't smell it. Can't be true.