January 11, 2009

Bachelor #395
The Horse Is Ornery.

You have to read this to believe it. It's the first paragraph of his stirring dating profile.

"I'm 42. I recently had my cholesterol checked. The doc said I'm old enough for a rectal exam. I can no longer pretend to be Conan or Thor. I am no White Knight. These days, I find the sword is heavy, the horse is ornery, and the iron shell is not comfortable."

I sincerely hope you warn the doctor about that sword
before you go for your exam.


Margo Moon said...

Your Knight in Whining Armor!

Mimi Lenox said...

Carlos - Care to disappear? Bye bye.

Mimi Lenox said...

Don - Ratios schmatios....sigh.

Mimi Lenox said...

Margo - You're so funny.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Why can't Conan ot Thor go for a rectal exam?