You have to read this to believe it. It's the first paragraph of his stirring dating profile.
"I'm 42. I recently had my cholesterol checked. The doc said I'm old enough for a rectal exam. I can no longer pretend to be Conan or Thor. I am no White Knight. These days, I find the sword is heavy, the horse is ornery, and the iron shell is not comfortable."
I sincerely hope you warn the doctor about that sword
before you go for your exam.
before you go for your exam.
5 comments:
Your Knight in Whining Armor!
Carlos - Care to disappear? Bye bye.
Don - Ratios schmatios....sigh.
Margo - You're so funny.
Why can't Conan ot Thor go for a rectal exam?
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