I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
You never knew about this blog before? Seriously??
Well, have a look around. It's my humor outlet and stress relief. I hope you find it funny and not scary....(a few of the profiles were written by womem)...you should be VERY afraid.
Lori - Suffering? Oh no, dear. I am praising almighty Jehovah that I do not take these men seriously anymore. Once upon a time I actually believed I could find someone on a dating site. My "research" here has disproved that theory over and over.
And these are the ones I could post! This blog writes itself.
But good luck to your sister. I so feel her pain. I have said that very thing at least a thousand times. There is nothing in the world quite like this brand of insanity.
Oh Lori! Tell sis that almost the exact thing happened to me once. His pic looked 50-ish. He looked 70 in person. He was from Romania and wanted an American wife.
I kid you not. It was the longest 20 minutes of my life.
What annoys me the most about those online dating sites is many of them won't let you search for what YOU'RE looking for. I am 48 years old and I like YOUNGER men - Don't tell me you're 44 when it's pretty obvious that may have been true 20+ years ago. AAaarrgh! I have pulled the plug on my singlesnet membership.
15 comments:
I am so confused!!
Eric - Welcome to my world.
I followed your link at Sandee's blog to here ... the blogosphere has many chutes and ladders!
Mimi - You are suffering from IDO. Many people want the chance to say I DO, but IDO is completely different. It's Internet Dating Overload.
Got a call from my sister Friday night. She suffers from IDO too.
"Hello Sister, what be up?"
"I_AM_NEVER_INTERNET_DATING_AGAIN."
Guy said he was 44 - he was 65.
She'll be back. THEY ALWAYS COME BACK.
You never knew about this blog before? Seriously??
Well, have a look around.
It's my humor outlet and stress relief. I hope you find it funny and not scary....(a few of the profiles were written by womem)...you should be VERY afraid.
Lori - Suffering? Oh no, dear. I am praising almighty Jehovah that I do not take these men seriously anymore. Once upon a time I actually believed I could find someone on a dating site. My "research" here has disproved that theory over and over.
And these are the ones I could post!
This blog writes itself.
But good luck to your sister. I so feel her pain. I have said that very thing at least a thousand times. There is nothing in the world quite like this brand of insanity.
It is a W.A.S.T.E. of M.Y. T.I.M.E.
You cannot make this up.
Oh Lori! Tell sis that almost the exact thing happened to me once. His pic looked 50-ish. He looked 70 in person. He was from Romania and wanted an American wife.
I kid you not.
It was the longest 20 minutes of my life.
Two much. I crack myself up...
Bud - Can I steal that? Please? Much funnier than mine. Ha!
Some people think they have a twin just because they hear voices in their head....
Shut up
No you shut up
Who me?
Spinner - You came out of hiding to be very funny again. Welcome back my friend!
Sameer - I do not have any trouble ranting about relationships. Have you read this blog??
Now go away.
Sameer? More like Spameer.
So, I guess he's looking for a menage-a-trois - him, her, and his ego...
Gotta be a typo. I'm sure he meant to say "twits".
Could happen to anybody. Really.
What annoys me the most about those online dating sites is many of them won't let you search for what YOU'RE looking for. I am 48 years old and I like YOUNGER men - Don't tell me you're 44 when it's pretty obvious that may have been true 20+ years ago. AAaarrgh! I have pulled the plug on my singlesnet membership.
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