September 26, 2007

The Comeback Challenge Round 42 Results
I'm a Quart Low


Welcome to the results show of Comeback Challenge Round 42. Finally! Glad to be back on the blog. As you know, I had to reconstruct this post from scratch tonight due to last night's blog disaster and I have opted to post it first with limited photos just in CASE that's the problem. Will return later with a more aesthetic view. Here are the winners of this week's competition.
And by the way, thanks for your patience. And thanks for coming back to play each week and tolerating my quirky sense of humor. You're ALL hysterical.
Would you believe there were no bleeps this week? Good thing too. I lost my magic bleeper.
Note: Spelling errors are from the original profiles and not my own. Scores are without the tie-breaker points.



1. Maintenance Man Needing His Heart Fixed
Screw you =2

2. I'm getting old and you can tell I work hard and am shy around women. I'm your basic looser......
This is so pitiful, I just can’t even respond… =1

3. Pleas have mursy on my ever loving sole.
I wil tri and b cind and knot tread on you =3

4. You ant got to be a star to be in my show
Well then like a caterpillar, I will slither away =1

5. I have long red hair I've been growing for ten years. My eyes are sometimes blue and sometimes green.
Jesus is that you? =1

6. If love were oil, I'd be a quart low!
Sounds like your engine has seized =2

7. I have kids alternating weekends. No alcohol or drugs for me but you can if you like.
Stoking up the bong with the kids while you watch =2

8. A Bug's Wings Are a Gift To You
And you burned ants with a magnifying glass also, didn’t you? =1

9. Single Dad that has been drug threw the dirt
Maybe you want to get together with #7, he has kids and no drugs =2

10. No need to pinch yourself - I'm real!
No I was pinching myself to wake up from the nightmare that is you =1

Tie-Breaker:
Love Life Take 4
Loser alert take 1 =3

Total points for Bond 16

Contestant #2 Anyhow Blogs from Singapore


1. Maintenance Man Needing His Heart Fixed
Easy! Pass me that sledgehammer please? =1


2. I'm getting old and you can tell I work hard and am shy around women. I'm your basic looser......
I doubt that. Basic losers get lucky once in a while, in your case, I think you might be more of an Advanced Loser. =3


3. Pleas have mursy on my ever loving sole.
I think he meant to say "Fleas, have mercy on my never curving sole". Sorry, flea infested flat-foots aren't really my type. =2


4. You ant got to be a star to be in my show
"So now go, walk out the door. Just turn around now, you're not welcomed anymore..." =2


5. I have long red hair I've been growing for ten years. My eyes are sometimes blue and sometimes green.
Does your hair change colour often too? =1


6. If love were oil, I'd be a quart low!
Which means you only got enough to get you back home. So don't think about trying anything else. =2


7. I have kids alternating weekends. No alcohol or drugs for me but you can if you like.
My, you are one busy guy. So how many kids do you have in total? 200? And are they all from the same mum? =1


8. A Bug's Wings Are a Gift To You
Sorry, but I'm more of the "Squish them up" than the "Hug them up" kinda person when it comes to bugs=1


9. Single Dad that has been drug threw the dirt
And you ain't gonna get any dates if you don't go wash up soon. =2


10. No need to pinch yourself - I'm real!
Oh no! Now my nightmares have really come true!! =1


Tie-Breaker: Love Life Take 4
Haven't you heard the phrase "3 strikes, you're out!" ? =3

Total points for Anyhow = 16

Contestant #3 Frank from Honk 'n Hollr (who has challenged Mr. Lance, his partner in blog crime)

1. Maintenance Man Needing His Heart Fixed
Well, you can't fix everything with duct tape. Call a plumber, they specialize in leaky valves. =2

aside from Frank: Looking forward to see Lance's response to this one. Lance's step-father is our Maintenance Manager at my Hotel, and they haven't got along for years. He might show some real snark for this one. And he really does like to use a lot of duct tape to fix things, especially leaky pipes :)

2. I'm getting old and you can tell I work hard and am shy around women. I'm your basic looser......
Like in brake lines? What happened to your wife anyway? =1

3. Pleas have mursy on my ever loving sole.
You're no shoe-in that's for sure. =3

4. You ant got to be a star to be in my show
I don't do cameos. =2

5. I have long red hair I've been growing for ten years. My eyes are sometimes blue and sometimes green.
So, you are the answer to the riddle: What do you get when you cross Carrot Top with a lava lamp? =3

6. If love were oil, I'd be a quart low!
Dipstick??? =3

7. I have kids alternating weekends. No alcohol or drugs for me but you can if you like.
And where are they serving this sentence? You must be so proud. =1

8. A Bug's Wings Are a Gift To You
Thanks. I'll just "Flutter-Bye" now. =2

9. Single Dad that has been drug threw the dirt
That makes you a father-mudder, or is it mother-fodder. Oh, just go date yourself. I hate logic puzzles. =2

10. No need to pinch yourself - I'm real!
No, I'll just pinch you. I think you're the one that's dreaming. =1

Tie-Breaker: Love Life Take 4
Cut! =3

Frank's Total Points = 20


Contestant #4 Katherine from Wading Through My Stream of Consciousness

1. Maintenance Man Needing His Heart Fixed

He is SUCH a tool…. =3


2. I'm getting old and you can tell I work hard and am shy around women. I'm your basic looser......

oh great three of the seven dwarfs all rolled into one …Grumpy, Bashful and Dopey …off to work you go… =2

3. Pleas have mursy on my ever loving sole.

caught while crossing on the Ferry…and filleted =1

4. You ant got to be a star to be in my show

Please pass the Raid. =3

5. I have long red hair I've been growing for ten years. My eyes are sometimes blue and sometimes green.

Clashing with me in full Technicolor… =2

6. If love were oil, I'd be a quart low!

If Love were an engine…you'd be a cracked block. =3

7. I have kids alternating weekends. No alcohol or drugs for me but you can if you like.

If I read any more of these…I'm gonna need them. =2

8. A Bug's Wings Are a Gift To You

Hannibal Lecter…save me now… = 2


9. Single Dad that has been drug threw the dirt

Do I look like your cleaning lady??? =3

10. No need to pinch yourself - I'm real!

You're a nightmare…not a dream… =2

Tie-Breaker: Love Life Take 4

Did you not hear the Director yell "CUT" ? =3

Total points for Katherine = 23


Contestant #5 Lance Riley Solitary Views (who is in a hot competition with blogging buddy and good-natured competitor, Frank)

1. Maintenance Man Needing His Heart Fixed
No, no, yo have to pay for that repair sir... it's not under warranty... =2

2. I'm getting old and you can tell I work hard and am shy around women. I'm your basic looser......
You could have a least advertised being an above average looser, what kind of girl do you think I am? =3

3. Pleas have mursy on my ever loving sole.
The site is www.Adult-Dropout-finder.com, good luck! =2

4. You ant got to be a star to be in my show
Titled "My ant an I, stories of the hopeless" =2

5. I have long red hair I've been growing for ten years. My eyes are sometimes blue and sometimes green.
I think you should stay home and wash your hair tonight
oh and you lost one for your contacts.. =2

6. If love were oil, I'd be a quart low!
the question is, can you afford more? =1

7. I have kids alternating weekends. No alcohol or drugs for me but you can if you like.
Should those sentience's really be beside each other? it's just not right! =1

8. A Bug's Wings Are a Gift To You
Thanks, I'll just put them on the shelf next to my fish fin's and rabbit eye's. yup, you have won my heart. =3

9. Single Dad that has been drug threw the dirt
... looking for a good female Doctor to perform complicated brain surgery?? =2

10. No need to pinch yourself - I'm real!
Damn, i was hoping you were a tanned lifeguard! I'm going back to bed =3

Tie-Breaker: Love Life Take 4
CUT!! need I say more? =3

Total points for Lance Riley = 21


Congratulations to Katherine from Wading Through My Stream of Consciousness on her first win with 23 points!

2nd place = Lance Riley from Solitary Views with 21 points
3rd place = Foxxyfyrre from Honk 'n Hollr with 20 points - OUCH
Uh....Frank....I think you owe Lance a lunch or at least a drink.
How about humble pie?

I got rid of the ants. We can eat on the blog again.
Just sayin......

2 comments:

Sanni said...

Bwahaha... thanks for the morning-snicker. Bachelors and coffee... love it!

Congrats to Kathrine - very well done!

katherine. said...

ahhhh Mimi....I am HONORED to be one of your team of smart-you-know-whats. (have you found the bleeping wand yet?) Thanks so much...this is a riot to play!