September 1, 2007

The Comeback Challenge Round 39
"You Compleat Me"

*Note: Spelling errors from original profiles.

Welcome to Round 39 of The Comeback Challenge. I laughed out loud today when I found these. They are that funny. Let's get started. Here are the rules.

1. I've posted ten headlines and/or essay snippets below. Spelling errors are from original profiles and not my own. Write a comedic response to any or all of these.

2. You have until 11:59 pm MONDAY EDT to send in your answers via email. VERY IMPORTANT: Type "Saturday Comeback Challenge" in the subject line and include the name and url of your blog.

3. I try to keep this as family-friendly as possible without sacrificing humor. I will not post inappropriate or sexually explicit responses. Subtle is good!

4. I will announce the winner in Wednesday's post. You will get a link back to your site, a permanent place in my sidebar, and a winner's badge for your blog --plus untold fame and glory! Mostly untold.

1. I love Jesus and I love kids. I enjoy teaching them to play sports.

2. A little shy. But fun later!

3. Tossing stones to see if the pool ripples.

4. My heart has been broken and the scar runs deep. I like to cut up.

5. I am trying to find that Ms. right,but all the girls i keep runing in to to date it seams all they want in a relationship is just the sex. what kind of relationship is that? I would like to find someone that fells the same way. know dose this mean i won't kiss you on the frist date?!? Well you will just have to weight and see!!!

6. Galiantly Bent Seeks Elegantly Kinked

7. RU Ready 4 Me 2 Open UR Mind?

8. First Time on Internet Dating, Be Gentle

9. Need To Be Compleated

10. I like taking walks, pets and children.

Tie-Breaker: Where has all the good women gone?!

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