August 24, 2007

Comeback Challenge Round 38 ~ Shake It Up, Baby

Welcome to The Weekend Comeback Challenge Round 38 where weird is the way and condiments rule. Nothing out of the ordinary. Just your normal run-of-the-mill bachelors gone batty - an explosive bunch of bar bellies and fruit loungers. Pass the salt.

1. I've posted ten headlines and/or essay snippets below. Spelling errors are from original profiles and not my own. Write a comedic response to any or all of these.
2. You have until 11:59 pm MONDAY EDT to send in your answers via email. VERY IMPORTANT: Type "Saturday Comeback Challenge" in the subject line and include the name and url of your blog.
3. I try to keep this as family-friendly as possible without sacrificing humor. I will not post inappropriate or sexually explicit responses. Subtle is good!
4. I will announce the winner in Wednesday's post. You will get a link back to your site, a permanent place in my sidebar, and a winner's badge for your blog --plus untold fame and glory! Mostly untold.

P.S. Pay particular attention to spellings this time.

1. Give me the truth or go away.
2. Special explosives in a small package (watch it, players....)
3. The truth is the only way you are going to know if you enjoying beeing around me is to contact me
4. Just looking to spend time with some one and getting to no them
5. I am not a couch tomato.
6. I am not a bar hoper.
7. Have you ever felt totally conected and udderly loved?
8. I will say "God Bless You" when you sneeze.
9. Salt and Pepper Looking for the Shaker
10. Well Behaved Men Rarely Make History
Tie - Breaker: The Heart Sings Songs That Don't Lie

Come on....You know you wanna play!

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