This week's Comeback Challenge bachelors are just that. I haven't seen a sadder bunch in a long, long time. But one faithful and stellar contestant, a returning funny guy and a newcomer from Michigan gave it their best shot. What DO you say to a man who tries to woe and woo a girl with a line like No I Am Not Riding a Mule???
Jackasses aside, let's get on with the competition. Answers were scored 1-3 with 3 being the highest possible score. Thanks, guys, for tickling my funny bone this week and helping me to realize that there IS intelligent male life form in this world! Let's see who won.......
Contestant #1
1. Kite and key ready, looking for lightning.
Come hold this frayed electrical cord for us, will ya? =2
2. Ok I will try. I have been singal for the last thee Years and it time, that I try too start datting. I have four children. one in collage and one in the Air Force and I hve two that stil live with me. one is a fressman in highschool. I look forward to metting with you.
OK, you tried…and failed miserably. Next time ask one of your four children to write this, wait…did you go to the same high school as them? Nevermind. =2
3. I love the little things in life, the sound of rain, the smell of wind blowing through the trees.
The sight of you leaving… =3
4. My life is virtually flawless.
With that statement you prove yourself wrong. =3
5. Shoot Your TV
Stand in front of it. =2
6. I love the great outdoors its full of things to see and do, like put on a pair of shorts on a warm day and crank up the weedeater.
Nature, interrupted by a fat clown and a motorized landscaping tool.
Oh you have won my heart. =2
7. Wen Tow Pepole Love Each Other
Dey ken bee so hapy butt you are knot the won. =3
8. No I Am Not Riding a Mule
See now, an ass on an ass…that is something I would like to see =2
9. Ruff Tuff Cream Puff
Why does the Pillsbury doughboy come to mind here? =1
10. My best feature is making sure the other half of me is happy.
Dr. Jekyll calling Mr. Hyde…. =1
Tie-Breaker: Leave Gentle Fingerprints on the Sole
I am more a tuna person myself.... =2
Total points for Bond = 21
Hailing from Canada Contestant #2 from Solitary Views has returned with his funnies!
1. Kite and key ready, looking for lightning. That doesn't sound like a very good first date. Who will clean up the mess? =3 2. Ok I will try. I have been singal for the last thee Years and it time, that I try too start datting. I have four children. one in collage and one in the Air Force and I hve two that stil live with me. one is a fressman in highschool. I look forward to metting with you. I see your fourth son is not Worth mentioning, or did you just run out of space? should have went to e-Harmony! =1 3. I love the little things in life, the sound of rain, the smell of wind blowing through the trees. Tell me where you live so I can avoid it. You live by a cattle ranch or something? =1 4. My life is virtually flawless. So is mine perhaps we should avoid each other. =3 5. Shoot Your TV Are we discussing first thoughts in our minds? Shoot Yourself. =1 6. I love the great outdoors its full of things to see and do, like put on a pair of shorts on a warm day and crank up the weedeater. I love the dark indoors its full of things to see and do, like put on a t-shirt on a warm day and hide from you. =1 7. Wen Tow Pepole Love Each Other you know every time I play this game there is always what screams to be a Hillbilly... Mimi did you pre screen your choice of dating site? =2 8. No I Am Not Riding a Mule *blush* nether am I =3 9. Ruff Tuff Cream Puff Was that what Bubba called you in jail? =1 10. My best feature is making sure the other half of me is happy. are you talking vertical or horizontal? never mind I don't want to know =1 Tie-Breaker: Leave Gentle Fingerprints on the Sole Sell it to me and I would leave much more. =1Total points for Lance Riley = 17
New PLAYER! from Lake Michigan Contestant #3from Apagogical 1. Kite and key ready, looking for lightning. 100 million volts and not even one is interested in you. =3 2. Ok I will try. I have been singal for the last thee Years and it time, that I try too start datting. I have four children. one in collage and one in the Air Force and I hve two that stil live with me. one is a fressman in highschool. I look forward to metting with you. Is the fourth kid in pre-school? Did he write this for you? You must be so proud of him! =2 3. I love the little things in life, the sound of rain, the smell of wind blowing through the trees. Frankly, I'd rather not smell your wind. =1 4. My life is virtually flawless. Your flaw is that you're virtually lifeless. =2 5. Shoot Your TV My TV wouldn't fit through the barrel of the gun. Maybe your brain would? =1 6. I love the great outdoors its full of things to see and do, like put on a pair of shorts on a warm day and crank up the weedeater. You're supposed to smoke them, not eat them. =1 7. Wen Tow Pepole Love Each Other When tow people get at it, they grab their desire by the undercarriage and drag them to a secluded lot where they drop them to fester alone behind a locked fence. Maybe you should try flowers, instead =1 .8. No I Am Not Riding a Mule You just look like one. =1 9. Ruff Tuff Cream Puff You know what makes a cream puff tuff? Being old and stale. =1 10. My best feature is making sure the other half of me is happy. Did the first half leave you because you made it sad? =3 Tie-Breaker: Leave Gentle Fingerprints on the Sole I'm not eating any fish that you've wiped your dirty paws all over. =1 Total points for Jeff = 16
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