The Comeback Challenge Round 31 Winners You Had Me At Get Lost

I think the entire Blogosphere has gone on vacation. Knock. Knock. Anybody home?? Some of my most stellar players have bailed! What happened? Did you turn the funny off? Did you win the lottery and fly to Aruba? What?! What?! The contestants were sparse this week but again, the funny was big. Thanks to my three faithful contestants. You all tickled my funny bone. Think of it this way....when the others return, your skills will be honed and ready to rumble. Watchout Bond, Frank, Spinner, Lance and SGT Dub. Anyhow, Bud Weiser, and Polli are in the house tonight! Polliwog is making her Comeback Challenge debut. Applause. Applause! Each and every comeback will be scored on a scale of 1-3, three being the highest. The contestant with the highest score wins. Total scores do not include the tie-breaker score unless necessary. Did anyone make that perfect score of 30 points? We shall see. Read on and enjoy the humor. The Bachelors were a little strange...... Silent Contestant - See his post and hilarious pictures HERE. 1. Women are crazy. Prove me wrong. You are a moron. Prove me wrong. 2. Looking for a nice laid back relationship no pressure no demands entertainment in my free time. This is the least subtle plea for casual sex I’ve ever read. 3. You Had Me at Get Lost. I think she had you at your arrest. 4. Somewhere a Queen is Weeping.... Trust me, She is not weeping. She received a TON of peace globes and is summering in New England. 5. Looking For an Angle. You and everybody else. 6. Lost Puppy. I thought I saw your face on a telephone poll. 7. Well Hell Froze Over. You just got to applaud this one. I cannot make fun of comic genius. 8. I'm a Pessimistic Optimist. No you are a high in lows. 9. Cameras Don't Like Me. They are not alone. 10. I have an unflappable sense of honesty. You are either Big Bird or a moron. I thinking moron… Tie-Breaker: This month sucks. My wife passed away 22 days ago. Why did you wait so long? You could have joined this dating site during the funeral? New Contestant #1 Polliwog from Polliwog's Pond 1. Women are crazy. Prove me wrong. Oh certainly darling! But first, let me finish coloring my hair and chatting with Susan about the 3000 cookies we need to bake for tomorrow's fundraiser, because I am going to miss the half-price shoe sale at Mulligan's if I don't hurry! Oh I know I have 500 pairs of shoes already but I don't have any in chartreuse! I simply must cross off at least one thing on my 300 item to-do list you see! Please don't sit there! You nearly squashed my tiny little pumpkin-fluffle! Do you like her new hat and sweater I crocheted? Isn't it lovely though?! Where are you going? Why are you running darling? Hellooooo? = 2 2. Looking for a nice laid back relationship no pressure no demands entertainment in my free time. I highly recommend a goldfish. I got mine at PetCo. Not demanding at all AND if you ask for the deluxe model, they come trained to do little juggling shows! = 1 3. You Had Me at Get Lost Oh, so you're one of THOSE guys huh? You like the mean, nasty ones. Well in that case what I MEANT to say was ... come here and get a giant hug, you big, precious bucket o' love! = 1 4. Somewhere a Queen is Weeping.... Well it's no wonder! You've apparently stolen her wig, crown and dress! -2 5. Looking For an Angle I knew it! My friend Tracy Triangle gets ALL the dates! Doesn’t ANYBODY want to date a circle? (sigh) = 3 6. Lost Puppy I hope you find your puppy. You may want to call the paper though, they put your ad in the personals. They must have gotten it mixed up with someone else's ad. That explains why I saw an ad titled "Looking for a BBB (Big, Beautiful & Bald)" in the Lost & Found Pets section. I wonder if they got any calls? = 1 7. Well Hell Froze Over.. I know. I just saw some pigs flying too. I'm so upset. If anyone tells me that the fat lady sang, I'm jumping off a bridge! = 1 8. I'm a Pessimistic Optimist Oh drat! I'm an Optimistic Pessimist. I'm sorry, my family would not approve of a mixed marriage. = 3 9. Cameras Don't Like Me That's nothing. I've broken every mirror I've ever looked into! = 1 10. I have an unflappable sense of honesty. I'm glad for you. I have to admit, my sense of honesty is a little nervous. Do you take yours to yoga? = 2 Tie-Breaker: This month sucks. My wife passed away 22 days ago. I'm so sorry. Hey, if you'd like to join her I could call my Uncle Guido. He's running a special this month. =3

Total points for Polliwog = 17 points

Contestant #2 Anyhow from Anyhow Blogs 1. Women are crazy. Prove me wrong. Easy. Ask 5 random women to go out with you. Obviously they won't if their not crazy. =1 2. Looking for a nice laid back relationship no pressure no demands entertainment in my free time. Get a massage chair. =3 3. You Had Me at Get Lost That's why I never want to get lost ever again. =3 4. Somewhere a Queen is Weeping.... [cont] ..... for somewhere another idiot has failed to get a date. =3 5. Looking For an Angle I'm not acute one, but I'm afat one if you don't mind. =1 6. Lost Puppy You came to the wrong website. Try petfinder.com. =2 7. Well Hell Froze Over.. That's what they said just to get you out of there. =2 8. I'm a Pessimistic Optimist And my guess is that you're probably pretty-ugly too. =1 9. Cameras Don't Like Me I don't think cameras are the only ones that don't like mold. =1 10. I have an unflappable sense of honesty. Sometimes you have to tell a little white lie to get a date if you looked like that. =2 Tie-Breaker: This month sucks. My wife passed away 22 days ago.

Only for you, cos from what I heard, she's pretty happy over there. =2

Total points for Anyhow = 19

This week's Comeback Challenge winner is ANYHOW from Anyhow Blogs! Thank you for playing. You're a riot.