Bachelor #204 A New Level of "Scary"

I thought I'd seen it all.
I thought I'd read it all.
I had to read this three times.
I read it backwards, forwards, sideways.
It still said the same thing.

And no, I did not take it 'out of context' and it wasn't a joke.
He is dead (yikes!) serious and proud of it.
" I like to shoot pistols and rifles, and am teaching my children how to shoot so they will be able to protect themselves when they start dating and get out in the world."

It may "take a village to raise a child" but it just takes one idiot like this to teach a child to wipe out the neighborhood.
I cannot make this funny.
It is just sad.