Comeback Challenge Round 24 Winners Naked Ben Franklin and Tying the Not

Comeback Challenge Round 24 was just strange. Men who hang around on boat docks and dance with horses in the middle of the road looking for someone to spin time with. I'll bet they're still looking. And then there's kite flying Ben with a heavy slice of YUK not to be outflown by a soring eagle. They did have one thing in common. Apparently, their keyboards were also possessed. Each and every answer will be scored on a scale of one-to-three, three being the highest. The contestant with the highest score wins. Total scores do not include the tie-breaker score unless necessary. Did anyone make that perfect score of 30 points? We shall see. Congrats to the winners.

Contestant #1 Daniel Thompson Microtonal Composer

1.(Brace yourselves. This was his entire profile.) "huting fishing looking for treasure looking at flamy backgrend walk in thw wood's seting by the faie place and cuttling and tlack to my lover wen i find heri" . Is you keboad boken or ar yu jus a lousee speler? =2 2.I need to hang out with adults not just the guys at the boat dock. I now what you mean. I've wasted my youth at boat docks. =1 3. Let's go out and play together. How's it going? Thanks for stopping bye. But I find that medication helps. My doctor says it's because of my emotional breakdown. I also express my thoughts in reverse order. I can relate. Hello. =3 4. Im a otr truck driver/cowboy when Im not out in the road you will find me on horse back or on the dance floor. Looking for that special lady to spin time with It's strange that you spend so much time in the road. How has your asphalt since taking up horseback riding? =3 5.I am the father of two beautiful boys ages 8 and 10 seen in the picture. I am the one in the middle. Thanks for the clarification. I always had trouble picking out the adult in a group of children. =1 6. The woman in my life needs to be confident and strong. I've been choked by vines and have broken free. Those vines can really sneak up on you. =3 7. Currently I am a full time student, and I also work. I am going to school for a doctor in PTA. With a schedule like that, you should let the doctor go to school for himself. =2 8. I like doing all types of verious things.I ride in the wind alot. Its like an eagle soring through the sky. Thats my past and present hobbie. It appears that you don't have any thoughts about the future and your main interest is wind. That should make you popular with the ladies. =1 9. I like standing naked in front of my window and flying kites during thunderstorms...i never wear underwear and i'm not ashamed to repeat that fact to complete strangers on the bus...i wasn't naked when I wrote this. Keep flying kites during thunderstorms. =1 10.I was in a serious relationship for 8 years but was too afried to tie the not. Maybe things have changed! I don't know. Do your shoes still have velcro? =3 TIE-BREAKER: I CANT BELEAVE I AM DOING THIS.BUT HERE I GO.I AM A FAIMLY ORREANTED MAN WITH OLD FASTION VEIWS.LOOKING FOR A WOMEN I CAN TRUST WITH MY HART AND SOLE. Tie breaker: Did the last woman get your brain? =1

Total POINTS FOR DANIEL = 20

Tied with Spinnerz for 2nd place + 1 point tie-breaker for a total of 21

Contestant #2 in Afghanistan 1. (Brace yourselves. This was his entire profile.) "huting fishing looking for treasure looking at flamy backgrend walk in thw wood's seting by the faie place and cuttling and tlack to my lover wen i find heri" I’m a little rusty on my Pig Latin, could you type that again? =2 2. I need to hang out with adults not just the guys at the boat dock. Yes, listen to your parole officer= 1 3. Let's go out and play together. How's it going? Thanks for stopping bye. That was the quickest date I’ve ever been on. Bye. =2 4. Im a otr truck driver/cowboy when Im not out in the road you will find me on horse back or on the dance floor. Looking for that special lady to spin time with Wouldn’t the truck get crowded with you me and the horse? =3 5. I am the father of two beautiful boys ages 8 and 10 seen in the picture. I am the one in the middle. Why are your boys wearing dresses? =3 6. The woman in my life needs to be confident and strong. I've been choked by vines and have broken free. I’m confused, you want someone strong enough to choke you and you can’t break free? =2 7. Currently I am a full time student, and I also work. I am going to school for a doctor in PTA. The doctor can’t attend his own PTA meetings? =2 8. I like doing all types of verious things.I ride in the wind alot. Its like an eagle soring through the sky. Thats my past and present hobbie. Verily I sayeth, your wind is soring and I need some fresh air. =1 9. I like standing naked in front of my window and flying kites during thunderstorms...i never wear underwear and i'm not ashamed to repeat that fact to complete strangers on the bus...i wasn't naked when I wrote this. None the less, I’m sanitizing my keyboard and screen now. =3 10. I was in a serious relationship for 8 years but was too afried to tie the not. Maybe things have changed! Number 6 likes to be choked with vines, does that help? =2 TIE-BREAKER: I CANT BELEAVE I AM DOING THIS.BUT HERE I GO.I AM A FAIMLY ORREANTED MAN WITH OLD FASTION VEIWS.LOOKING FOR A WOMEN I CAN TRUST WITH MY HART AND SOLE. Did you know your caps lock is on? =2

TOTAL POINTS FOR SGT DUB = 21

Contestant #3 My Life As We Think I Know It 1. (Brace yourselves. This was his entire profile.) "huting fishing looking for treasure looking at flamy backgrend walk in thw wood's seting by the faie place and cuttling and tlack to my lover wen i find heri" Can't find my moron to English handbook, so it will never work. = 2 2. I need to hang out with adults not just the guys at the boat dock. Your first step would be to come out of the closet =3 3. Let's go out and play together. How's it going? Thanks for stopping bye. Hide and seek, you hide, it's going well, C-ya =3

4. Im a otr truck driver/cowboy when Im not out in the road you will find me on horse back or on the dance floor. Looking for that special lady to spin time with Tell me which road you're in so I can spin my tires over you =2 5. I am the father of two beautiful boys ages 8 and 10 seen in the picture. I am the one in the middle. Obviously, since the other two have beards. =3 6. The woman in my life needs to be confident and strong. I've been choked by vines and have broken free. you don't need a stronger woman, just one with stronger vines. =2 7. Currently I am a full time student, and I also work. I am going to school for a doctor in PTA. Just because you like to wear white tights does't make you the school nurse. =2 8. I like doing all types of verious things.I ride in the wind alot. Its like an eagle soring through the sky. Thats my past and present hobbie. Were you in that movie "What about Bob"? "I'm saaiilllinngggg" =1 9. I like standing naked in front of my window and flying kites during thunderstorms...i never wear underwear and i'm not ashamed to repeat that fact to complete strangers on the bus...i wasn't naked when I wrote this. Well if you continue to go commando, you should familiarize yourself with Stay-free peenie pads. We all know where you've been. =1 10. I was in a serious relationship for 8 years but was too afried to tie the not. Maybe things have changed! Hmmm possibly wait 8 years or get a labotomy now. Tough choice =1 TIE-BREAKER: I CANT BELEAVE I AM DOING THIS.BUT HERE I GO.I AM A FAIMLY ORREANTED MAN WITH OLD FASTION VEIWS.LOOKING FOR A WOMEN I CAN TRUST WITH MY HART AND SOLE. I can't believe you're doing this either. Hit the shut-down button and step away from the box. =2

TOTAL POINTS FOR SPINNERZ = 20

Tied for 2nd place with Daniel + 2 point tie-breaker for a total of 22 Contestant #4 from Singapore Anyhow Blogs

1. (Brace yourselves. This was his entire profile.) "huting fishing looking for treasure looking at flamy backgrend walk in thw wood's seting by the faie place and cuttling and tlack to my lover wen i find heri"

Msot pelope wolud udrensantd you btteer if you imovrped on yuor slpelnig. =2

2. I need to hang out with adults not just the guys at the boat dock.

You'll get your chance when you reach 21 in 10 years time. In the meantime you'll look more at home with the rubber boats and swimming tubes. =2

3. Let's go out and play together. How's it going? Thanks for stopping bye. Your welcomed. Bye. =1

4. Im a otr truck driver/cowboy when Im not out in the road you will find me on horse back or on the dance floor. Looking for that special lady to spin time with Unfortunately she ain't looking for you. =1 5. I am the father of two beautiful boys ages 8 and 10 seen in the picture. I am the one in the middle. I really doubt they're yours cos you seem to have nothing in common. =1 6. The woman in my life needs to be confident and strong. I've been choked by vines and have broken free. I'm no Lora Croft but I can give the vine chopping a try. Just don't blame me if I get some extra body parts while I'm at it. =2 7. Currently I am a full time student, and I also work. I am going to school for a doctor in PTA. And what happens when that doctor stops paying your school fees when he gets tired of you? =2 8. I like doing all types of verious things.I ride in the wind alot. Its like an eagle soring through the sky. Thats my past and present hobbie. Why don't you go for the real deal? You'll feel more like an swooping eagle when you jump off a cliff. You would really be flying then... Until you hit the ground with a thud. =3 9. I like standing naked in front of my window and flying kites during thunderstorms...i never wear underwear and i'm not ashamed to repeat that fact to complete strangers on the bus...i wasn't naked when I wrote this. His brain must have got fried during one of those kite-flying stormy nights when he did a little Ben Franklin. =2 10. I was in a serious relationship for 8 years but was too afried to tie the not. Maybe things have changed! They probably have. Your ex should be happily married with 2 kids and a big home while you are still trying your luck on speed dating sites. =1 TIE-BREAKER: I CANT BELEAVE I AM DOING THIS.BUT HERE I GO.I AM A FAIMLY ORREANTED MAN WITH OLD FASTION VEIWS.LOOKING FOR A WOMEN I CAN TRUST WITH MY HART AND SOLE. You can definitely trust me to b reak your heart by selling your entire shoe sole collection. =1 TOTAL POINTS FOR ANYHOW = 17 Silent Contestant #5 WTIT Tape Radio 1. (Brace yourselves. This was his entire profile.) "huting fishing looking for treasure looking at flamy backgrend walk in thw wood's seting by the faie place and cuttling and tlack to my lover wen i find heri" I can’t agrue with you because I have NO idea wahat yu’ve said. 2. I need to hang out with adults not just the guys at the boat dock. No, you need therapy, so scoot along. 3. Let's go out and play together. How's it going? Thanks for stopping bye. I agree with the “bye” part. Bye. 4. Im a otr truck driver/cowboy when Im not out in the road you will find me on horse back or on the dance floor. Looking for that special lady to spin time with. Guy, you need a “top” to spin, not a date. 5. I am the father of two beautiful boys ages 8 and 10 seen in the picture. I am the one in the middle. Thanks for clearing that up. Not a lot of 8-10 year olds on this site. I mean physically. 6. The woman in my life needs to be confident and strong. I've been choked by vines and have broken free. Tarzan needs Jane. Touching. 7. Currently I am a full time student, and I also work. I am going to school for a doctor in PTA. I didn’t know you needed to be a doctor in the PTA. I thought you just needed kids. 8. I like doing all types of verious things.I ride in the wind alot. Its like an eagle soring through the sky. Thats my past and present hobbie. It will be your future hobby, as well. You’ll only meet someone if you pay for it. 9. I like standing naked in front of my window and flying kites during thunderstorms...i never wear underwear and i'm not ashamed to repeat that fact to complete strangers on the bus...i wasn't naked when I wrote this. Naked or clothed, you are a total moron. Next! 10. I was in a serious relationship for 8 years but was too afried to tie the not. Maybe things have changed! God, this guy thinks a woman will like this story? He better go back to Ms. 8 years, for crying out loud. TIE-BREAKER: I CANT BELEAVE I AM DOING THIS.BUT HERE I GO.I AM A FAIMLY ORREANTED MAN WITH OLD FASTION VEIWS.LOOKING FOR A WOMEN I CAN TRUST WITH MY HART AND SOLE. On behalf of women everywhere, trust me when I say “Go away.” 1st place winner this week is SGT DUB in Afghanistan with 21 points

2nd place winner is Spinnerz from My Life As We Think I Know It

3rd place winner is Daniel from Daniel Thompson: Microtonal Composer

And in the words of one famous intellect - Thanks for stopping bye.

Great job! See you next week!