The Dating Profiles Comeback Challenge (Round 22) NEW FORMAT

NEW JUDGING RULES: Each and every answer will be scored on a scale of one-to-three, three being the highest. The contestant with the highest score wins. No more color-coding. Did anyone make that perfect score of 30 points? Let's see!

Contestant #1:
from My Life As Think I Know It

1. My ideal match would look like a Goddess.And then she would strike you down = 3
2. I will be honest weather u like it or not
Ha, like you're the first meteorologist to use that line. = 3

3. I am in search of a woman who don't mind the late nights and the stuff to do with all the music because I am a very buzy man.I am a proffessional entertainer. And when you come down from that buzz, you'll realize that singing Karaoke doesn't make you a professional =3
4. Sharp dressers and good kissers make me weak in the knees.What made you weak in the brain? =3
5. If you can stand up to me thats good, I can be bullhearted at times.Ya but it's easier to laugh at you when I'm sitting =3
6. I'm looking for a sweetie person to chill with and have fung with and see what kind of person they is. I likes going out on date and out to ate.Let me guess, we're going to the in-bred festival. =3
7. I've been dealt some very bad hands in life but God has seen me thou them and I know he well being someone that can trout me real right.Abracadabra..you're a trout = 2
8. Since I am looking for my cheerleader, it's a plus that you can somersault.If I like to set people on fire, will you drop and roll for me? = 1
9. Yo. I'm generally on a friend hunt, specifically chicks.Do you work for Colonel Sanders? =1
10.Cowboy is just a nickname. I can lasso a lass from 25 yards. Must have big beasts.NOT FAMILY-FRIENDLY =0

Tie-breaker: Looking for a fun loving friend to hang

I heard that before you can love someone, you have to be able to love yourself...Here's a rope =3

Sp1nners total score = 22

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Contestant #2

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1. My ideal match would look like a Goddess.

And then she’d probably smite you. That’s a goddess’s prerogative, you know.=2

2. I will be honest weather u like it or not

Snow foolin’, he’d really let his love rain supreme. But suntime, when you least expect it, he’ll graupel you and wind up going to hail for his efforts. =3

3. I am in search of a woman who don't mind the late nights and the stuff to do with all the music because I am a very buzy man.I am a proffessional entertainer.

He doesn’t want a girlfriend, he wants a roadie. =1

4. Sharp dressers and good kissers make me weak in the knees.

Cheap moves and rehashed lines make me weak in the stomach. =2

5. If you can stand up to me thats good, I can be bullhearted at times.

Okay, Ferdinand. We all know you’re just a dainty flower. =1

6. I'm looking for a sweetie person to chill with and have fung with and see what kind of person they is. I likes going out on date and out to ate.

Ladies and gentlemen…Jimmie Walker! Dy-no-MITE!! = 1

7. I've been dealt some very bad hands in life but God has seen me thou them and I know he well being someone that can trout me real right.

Looks like he’s typing his personal ad with those bad hands. Voice recognition software, anyone? =1

8. Since I am looking for my cheerleader, it's a plus that you can somersault.

You spend all your time checking out the cheerleaders, you ain’t never gonna get the ball, Bubby. =1

9. Yo. I'm generally on a friend hunt, specifically chicks.

Anyone who begins a phrase with yo automatically deserves to be pimp-slapped, although this guy’s using reverse psychology against all the women who’ve certainly told him “Let’s just be friends.” I bet it doesn’t work. =1

10.Cowboy is just a nickname. I can lasso a lass from 25 yards. Must have big beasts.
“And then, I’ll tie up your hands and feet, and brand you with a hot poker. Wait, why are you skedaddlin’?” =1

TIE-BREAKER: Looking for a fun loving friend to hang
And later, to chop up and store in the freezer for special occasions. =2

Ian's Total Score = 14

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Contestant #3 from AnyhowBlogs

1. My ideal match would look like a Goddess.

I don't think most people would have snakes in place of hair and a gaze that can turn you to stone. =2

2. I will be honest weather u like it or not

Weather the whether be fine, or weather the whether be not, I will not go out with you weather you like it or not. =3

3. I am in search of a woman who don't mind the late nights and the stuff to do with all the music because I am a very buzy man.I am a proffessional entertainer.

Not family friendly = 0

4. Sharp dressers and good kissers make me weak in the knees.

That's good, otherwise they might not be able to outrun you while trying to get away from you. 2

5. If you can stand up to me thats good, I can be bullhearted at times.

Shouldn't you at least provide a red cloth and a matador's hat too? =1

6. I'm looking for a sweetie person to chill with and have fung with and see what kind of person they is. I likes going out on date and out to ate.

I are not looking for someone who calls going out to ateing fung a dates. =2

7. I've been dealt some very bad hands in life but God has seen me thou them and I know he well being someone that can trout me real right.

Two words : Go Fish. =1

8. Since I am looking for my cheerleader, it's a plus that you can somersault.

Gimmie an "L"! Gimmie an "O"! Gimmie an "S"! Gimmie an "E"! Gimmie an "R"! What does that spell? LOSER! =3

9. Yo. I'm generally on a friend hunt, specifically chicks.

And let me remind you, after you shoot them all down with your shotgun you'll have no friends left to play with. =2

10.Cowboy is just a nickname. I can lasso a lass from 25 yards. Must have big beasts.

I won't be interested in a guy who only want's to get with me so that he can sell all my wilderbeasts for a profit. =1

Anyhow's Total Score = 17

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Contestant #4

1. My ideal match would look like a Goddess.

Too bad you're a troll. = 2

2. I will be honest weather u like it or not

So that tornado coming down my street is going to lie and NOT hit my house? Darn! =1

3. I am in search of a woman who don't mind the late nights and the stuff to do with all the music because I am a very buzy man. I am a proffessional entertainer.

Spelling is optional for those kind of entertainers... =2

4. Sharp dressers and good kissers make me weak in the knees.

You should probably go get those weak knees checked. =1

5. If you can stand up to me thats good, I can be bullhearted at times.

And thick-witted too, what a combination! =3

6. I'm looking for a sweetie person to chill with and have fung wit and see what kind of person they is. I likes going out on date and out to ate.

Try a mushroom. That sounds like just the fung you're looking for. =2

7. I've been dealt some very bad hands in life but God has seen me thou them and I know he well being someone that can trout me real right.
Thou must needs to eat your trout and acquire some brain cells. =3

8. Since I am looking for my cheerleader, it's a plus that you can somersault.

Will you clap in time and cheer while I somersault away from you? =1

9. Yo. I'm generally on a friend hunt, specifically chicks.

Try snipe. It's a lot easier to catch. =1

10. Cowboy is just a nickname. I can lasso a lass from 25 yards. Must have big beasts.

Hang out with #9. He's hunting snipes. =1

Tie-breaker: Looking for a fun loving friend to hang

Maybe you can have matching ropes... =1

Richelle's Total Score = 17 plus 1 tie-breaking answer for a score of 18

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Contestant #5 http://sgtdub.blogspot.com

1. My ideal match would look like a Goddess.
Strike her and watch the flames =2

2. I will be honest weather u like it or not
Well, will it snow this weekend or not? =1

3. I am in search of a woman who don't mind the late nights and the stuff to do with all the music because I am a very buzy man.I am a proffessional entertainer.

I’m in search of someone who isn’t out all night. =1

4. Sharp dressers and good kissers make me weak in the knees.
You should try to avoid sharp objects, especially around the joints. =1

5. If you can stand up to me thats good, I can be bullhearted at times.
Not only can I stand, I walk to, which way is the exit? = 2

6. I'm looking for a sweetie person to chill with and have fung with and see what kind of person they is. I likes going out on date and out to ate.
I am looking for a man who isn’t named Billy Bob. = 1

7. I've been dealt some very bad hands in life but God has seen me thou them and I know he well being someone that can trout me real right.
Were thou with Jesus in the boat fishing? = 2

8. Since I am looking for my cheerleader, it's a plus that you can somersault.
If you weren’t able to get the cheerleader when you were in school, what makes you think you can get one now? = 1

9. Yo. I'm generally on a friend hunt, specifically chicks.
Yo??? = 1

10.Cowboy is just a nickname. I can lasso a lass from 25 yards. Must have big beasts.
I’ve got a rottweiler who likes to chase balls. = 1

Tie-breaker: Looking for a fun loving friend to hang
Sorry, Saddam no longer lives at this address. = 1

SGT's Total Points = 13
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Silent Contestant #6 WTIT Radio Blog

1. My ideal match would look like a Goddess.
Then, with a wave of her wand, we win the lottery and fly off to Oz.
2. I will be honest weather u like it or not.
Good, I hate dishonest weather. What’s it going to be like tomorrow?
3. I am in search of a woman who don't mind the late nights and the stuff to do with all the music because I am a very buzy man.I am a proffessional entertainer. Who was the moron who told this guy that writing on a dating site might attract a woman?
4. Sharp dressers and good kissers make me weak in the knees.
You are in no danger of falling down.
5. If you can stand up to me thats good, I can be bullhearted at times.
Moooo. Me thinks you could be my Valentine !
6. I'm looking for a sweetie person to chill with and have fung with and see what kind of person they is. I likes going out on date and out to ate.
Mimi, you these off “Idiots’ Match.com” didn’t you?
7. I've been dealt some very bad hands in life but God has seen me thou them and I know he well being someone that can trout me real right
. And you’re not bitter, just in need of some fish. Next!
8. Since I am looking for my cheerleader, it's a plus that you can somersault. Since I am looking for target practice, it’s a plus that you put that apple on your head.
9. Yo. I'm generally on a friend hunt, specifically chicks.
Yo. Go.
10.Cowboy is just a nickname. I can lasso a lass from 25 yards. Must have big beasts.
Got a big beast collection, do you?
Tie-breaker: Looking for a fun loving friend to hang.
Ask “Cowboy” from question 10. He’s got the rope.
Bud's prize = Smooches!
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First place -and the man to dominate this competition lately -

Sp1nners!

2nd place= Sunrunner (Ian's wife)

3rd place = Anyhow from AnyhowBlogs

Congratulations to all!
See ya next week.