March 25, 2007

The Dating Profiles Comeback Challenge (Round 20) ~ Trees, Valleys and Minuets

Welcome to the 20th Challenge and the 16th century. These bachelors are a bit backwards, as usual, and seriously challenged. Need I say more?

The Rules
1. I've posted ten headlines and/or essay snippets below. Spelling errors are from original profiles and not my own. Write a comedic response to any or all of these. The more you can answer, the better your chance of winning.

2. You have until 11:59 pm MONDAY EDT to send in your answers via email. Type "Saturday Comeback Challenge" in the subject line and include the name and url of your blog.

3. I try to keep this as family-friendly as possible without sacrificing humor. I won't post inappropriate or sexually explicit responses. Subtle is good!

4. I will announce the winner in Tuesday's post. You will get a link back to your site, a permanent place in my sidebar, and a winner's badge for your website -plus untold fame and glory! (Mostly untold)

1. His headline reads Man in Tree. He continues.....I love the outdoors. What's missing is someone to share it with. My biggest problem is deciding which direction to go once the weekend gets here."

2. I also spend my weekends working with children, but I have to give that up, because I'm getting tired of working 7 days a week. Give me a chance to show you how sincere I am.

3. I want you to bounce with joy when you find I'm your new guy.

4. Im looking for someone that knows the difference between love and infatuation because I wont settle for someone to just pass the time away. If it comes down to it I will just get puppies the rest of my life.

5. I'll tell you this, I have had a lot of mountains in my life and I have stood on top of them all so that I can see the valleys below and know who I am.

6. Sometimes i get serious about life and living.But we can't take it to serious because nobody gets out alive.So, you can see i'm a realist. I would like to have someone to get old with, but it is not a must in my life.

7. My best assets are my open mindedness and my belief that everyone is essentially good at heart. Luckily, I have no faults.

8. Electrician Needs Positive Charge

9. I'm a little shy at first but warm up with in a few minuets.

10. I am Trustworthy, LOYAL, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. I try to do a good deed daily and to be prepared for anything that might happen.

Have fun and....

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