December 29, 2006

The Dating Profiles Comeback Challenge (Round 8)

Sorry for the delay in posting today. I am actually on vacation in New England.....and praying for snow. Now for the contest.

The Rules: NOTE: DEADLINE EXTENDED UNTIL TUESDAY AT MIDNIGHT EST because of the Holidays. Winner announced Wednesday.

1. I've posted ten headlines and/or essay snippets below. Write a comedic response to any or all of these. The more you can answer, the better your chance of winning.
2. You have until midnight Tuesday to send in your answers.
3. I try to keep this as family-friendly as possible without sacrificing humor. I won't post inappropriate or sexually explicit responses.
Subtle is good! Otherwise, I get unwanted attention from sites I'd rather not attract. Just look through previous competitions if you're not sure where/how to cross the line. Say what you want to say - just find a way to leave out certain words.
4. Send your responses to me via email, NOT through the comment function. That way, no one sees anyone's answers until all have finished creating a comeback. This makes for a better competition and full of surprises too!
5. I will announce the winner in Wednesday
s post. You will get a link back to your site and a permanent place in my sidebar as a former winner....and untold Fame and Glory. GOOD LUCK!

For inspiration read last week's competition and winner
Epiphany Alone Here are this week's challenging profile snippets and headlines

1. Have hair everywhere you want it, and nowhere you don't.

2. I smell good and eat healthily.

3. I am fairly bright. I'm continually learning. I could get smarter.

4. I hope to find a partner would share my love and enjoyment of exploring the backwards roads.

5. Can you handle sexy, educated and smart (but somewhat heavy)?

6. Honest Man with tainted past.

7. Im looking to find someone who will enjoy just staying around the house.

8.In my spare time I travel to other places and go diving with sharks.

9. To start I’m an old fashion romantic at heart who was left out in the cold 4 years ago.

10. Short, pudgy guy with no discernible income and acne scars, but nice and a family guy.

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