December 22, 2006

Bachelor #146 Where Have I Been All My Life?

Location: Fog Mountain, Oregon
Age: 40
Single and Awake

"I have a big family that I am very close to, I don't get to see them as much as I used to and would like to. I have been in Oregon for 18 years now, WOW it just hit me."

He's had one too many puffs on the old peace pipe.


Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

I think he has been single and asleep.

Epiphany Alone said...

He sounds a little like Ted Kaczynski. If he sends you something in the mail, don't open it.