September 18, 2006

Bachelor #80 Show and Tell

A ninja is defined as a 14th century Japanese mercenary agent trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage.
Imagine my surprise when I ran across this profile headline from a 32 year old stock broker.

"I have a handful of ninjas want to see?"

Did this segue into something original and relevant?
Was it a prelude to a cyberkiss?
Did a clever punchline whisper sweet ninja-nothings in my ear?

Thrice, no.

With a dirge in his heart and a ten-foot sword in his pocket, he simply concluded, "looking for someone I can be myself with."

For once, I'm speechless.

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