Come to think of it, I've seen lots of girls sitting in those little boxes on My Space that don't fill up the whole square. I'd start there.
Hmm...Maybe a windup toy.
Paris Hilton's dog?
There's always Dopey, Sleepy, Sneezy.They don't eat much.
Hey! How about that green dwarfy guy from the movie Leprechaun
He might be interested.
Too ugly?
I see.
Would a big friend do?
Why not a big friend?
Large and Lovely is in now, you know.
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This is a very funny blog! I'm going to link to it on my blog. Care to return the favor?
A little friend? I'm amazed at the number of men who state they want a petite woman (at least in the printed personal ads where I live). Where are all these petite women anyway? Maybe we should start genetically engineering them so that men like bachelor #75 know the happiness they so richly deserve. Boy, I am snarky today. I'm a one-woman snark-fest!
Hi Nate. Thanks for stopping in and linking me. I will definitely check out your blog!
Gem...I don't think you're a snark-fest at all. I don't even know what a snark-fest is. So there.
LOL! That thought did not cross my mind but you're not the first who has mentioned it today!
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