September 18, 2006

Bachelor # 75 "Looking for a little friend."

Why don't you see if Friendster has a vertically-challenged chat room? Maybe they can help you.

Come to think of it, I've seen lots of girls sitting in those little boxes on My Space that don't fill up the whole square. I'd start there.

Hmm...Maybe a windup toy.
Paris Hilton's dog?
There's always Dopey, Sleepy, Sneezy.They don't eat much.

Hey! How about that green dwarfy guy from the movie Leprechaun
He might be interested.
Too ugly?
I see.

Would a big friend do?
Why not a big friend?
Large and Lovely is in now, you know.

5 comments:

Nate Smith said...

This is a very funny blog! I'm going to link to it on my blog. Care to return the favor?

gem said...

A little friend? I'm amazed at the number of men who state they want a petite woman (at least in the printed personal ads where I live). Where are all these petite women anyway? Maybe we should start genetically engineering them so that men like bachelor #75 know the happiness they so richly deserve. Boy, I am snarky today. I'm a one-woman snark-fest!

Mimi Lenox said...

Hi Nate. Thanks for stopping in and linking me. I will definitely check out your blog!

Mimi Lenox said...

Gem...I don't think you're a snark-fest at all. I don't even know what a snark-fest is. So there.

Mimi Lenox said...

LOL! That thought did not cross my mind but you're not the first who has mentioned it today!