I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
All women know what this means. We've all muttered the very same thing to nosy sales clerks who want to sell us shoes. Just as I was about to send Romeo to the big delete button in the sky, I glanced at the end of his profile which read,
"Did I mention I'm MetroSexual??" Maybe I don't know what that means.
Funnily, I came across this word recently and checked it out. Did you know if you Google 'define:any word or phrase' you get (usually)lots of answers with links to the sites they came from? Try define:metrosexual (no spaces).
Hi Mimi; Metrosexual is the term given to heterosexual men who strongly display their feminine side and are often resumed to be gay. I think if a man is secure in his sexuality he can show interset in female/feminine things with confidence and without fear of ridicule!
Amen and Amen, Bazza. I totally agree. I did know what the word meant when I wrote the post but Scarlett was showing that day (see this weekend's upcoming post) and I feigned ditz for the sake of a punchline. (yes, folks. I'm confessing....just this once) HOWEVER: Your last comment caused me to wonder if I'd offended anyone and sent me running to Wikipedia. So I publicly apologize to any and all metrosexual guys out there who might have picked up on my semi-sarcastic remark (UNINTENTIONAL) and taken it personally. Instead of removing Bachelor #52 I will instead stand behind my attempt at comedy and feign ignorance instead of ditz. Does that make sense? Anyway.....thank you, Bazza, for causing me to think. It's the subject of tomorrow's esssay for MimiWrites.blogspot.com. I value your literary input. Sincerely, Mimi Lenox
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Funnily, I came across this word recently and checked it out. Did you know if you Google 'define:any word or phrase' you get (usually)lots of answers with links to the sites they came from?
Try define:metrosexual (no spaces).
Hi Mimi; Metrosexual is the term given to heterosexual men who strongly display their feminine side and are often resumed to be gay.
I think if a man is secure in his sexuality he can show interset in female/feminine things with confidence and without fear of ridicule!
Awesome idea for a blog. Keep up the good work!
Amen and Amen, Bazza.
I totally agree. I did know what the word meant when I wrote the post but Scarlett was showing that day (see this weekend's upcoming post) and I feigned ditz for the sake of a punchline. (yes, folks. I'm confessing....just this once) HOWEVER: Your last comment caused me to wonder if I'd offended anyone and sent me running to Wikipedia. So I publicly apologize to any and all metrosexual guys out there who might have picked up on my semi-sarcastic remark (UNINTENTIONAL) and taken it personally. Instead of removing Bachelor #52 I will instead stand behind my attempt at comedy and feign ignorance instead of ditz. Does that make sense?
Anyway.....thank you, Bazza, for causing me to think. It's the subject of tomorrow's esssay for MimiWrites.blogspot.com. I value your literary input.
Sincerely,
Mimi Lenox
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