Bachelor #4 ~ "Looking for my Next X"

"Openminded" begins this touching dissertation with another richly positive qualification: "Don't be shy. I'm shy enough for both of us. Let's chat."   Huh?
 
All prenuptial being equal, let's put this in perspective, shall we? Perhaps he's heard the boring buzz about online marriages and is bracing himself for the worst. Or maybe it's a case of low - or slow- self-esteem. I've decided to cheer him on. 

Pick an x any x.....