June 16, 2010

Bachelor #599
For once, I am speechless

Hometown: Wisconsin
Age: Old enough to know better

Interests: target pratcice wood working mechanichs music makeing people laugh
About Me
He writes (and I use that term loosely...)

"hi im 6,2 brown hr,pierceing green eyes,straight white teeth, full beard and mustache neatily trimed im a cleancut gentleiman who is very passioniate,intimiate,effectioniate,kind,loving,careing,honest,independiant,straight_up,i say what i mean and mean what i say even if it hurts if you cant tell the truth dont even bother i DO NOT like players dont start no sh*tand there wont be none"

Well. You certainly made me laugh.
Readers, this is his entire profile. You can't make this up!!!
Effectionately yours,

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Mojo said...

I guess Wisconsin's been downsized, huh? Sad, that.

OMG, there are no words sometimes. And if there were words, eh couldn't spell 'em.

He must be the guy who came up with my word verification too: "pearel" As in, "Start up some sh*t at your pearel".

Mimi Lenox said...

Mojo - NO words would have been better in this case.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

He doesn't sound like a city corporate executive!