I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born. Welcome to my spoofy blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
Er... what's Zoloft? We don't have in the UK (I think).
Bazza, it's for depression old boy.Apparently one of the side-effects would make dating pretty pointless, (if you get my meaning).I find a couple of bottles of Chateau Lafitte '59 has the same effect.
I know a nice place where he can talk out loud to himself as much as he wants. Unfortunately the walls are made of rubber.
Make it so, Captain Picard!
Bazza - Zoloft is an anti-depressant medication. I probably shouldn't have made a stab at it now that I think about it.
Sir Tom - You seem to have all the answers there Sir...and I ask again...who knighted you?It certainly wasn't the Queen of Bloggingham.What am I gonna do with you?
Jean-Luc - I'm sure he'll feel right at home there!
Who is Motely Rage?
I think he is so cheeky that he must be a friend of Sir Tom who is often so drunk that he spells his name several different ways!
My friend I am going to take a short break and sort some stuff out, (dry out etc).Sir Tom of Eagerly Hall will return! Thank you for letting me abuse your hospitality.I think you know perfectly well who knighted me - Groucho Marx, son of Karl. Or do you know more than that?
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