December 7, 2009

Bachelor #514
Good Luck With That

"My wife divorced me because my morals told me that one husband at a time was enough. She didn't think so. She was a master of lies and deceit. I need to find someone who isn't."

Good luck with that.


Mojo said...

Gee... bitter much?

Mimi Lenox said...

I hate profiles that begin with testimonials of past wrongs. It's so unattractive and pitiful.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

He must be a great laugh when going on a dinner date. He probably beats the waiter up if his meal doesn't come on time.