I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
"My wife divorced me because my morals told me that one husband at a time was enough. She didn't think so. She was a master of lies and deceit. I need to find someone who isn't."
3 comments:
Gee... bitter much?
I hate profiles that begin with testimonials of past wrongs. It's so unattractive and pitiful.
He must be a great laugh when going on a dinner date. He probably beats the waiter up if his meal doesn't come on time.
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