August 19, 2009

Bachelor #500
Here's Looking For You, Babe

"Many women claim they are looking for an honest, open, dependable, secure man. Do you really mean that?"

No. I am looking for a dishonest, close-minded, irresponsible, insecure, miserable wretch of a man.

I really mean that.



3 comments:

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Why should a woman look for anyone with those qualities when they can have an idiot who applies through online?

Lorielle said...

LOL! I could introduce you to my ex husband? :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

A HUGE shout for 500. You invented a terrific genre!