July 26, 2009

Bachelor #487
Oh man. I am so disappointed.

I am, for once, speechless. This is his entire profile:

"I am nothing if not unique. I no longer have a driver's license, a social security card or any other gov't issued I.D. Why, you may ask? Because I have found that having these things places you into a status that is subordinate(lower than) the congress of this country. Becoming their 'subject' , then this status subjects you to all their 'statutes', when in fact, there is NO obligation on your part to participate in their money making schemes cloaked in altruistic societal goals. Does that mean I can't drive? Heavens no, the right of locomotion(travel) is among the inalienable rights spoken of in the bill of rights. So, I have more money now to spend on other more important things besides licensing, registration, insurance, tickets, etc. Wanna learn how to beat the system? Strike up a conversation with me. That's just the start with me, obviously you'll need to have a brain, so right away lots of you are totally disqualified. Sorry, life is full of disappointments, isn't it?"

Perhaps he should buy a personality. For starters.





9 comments:

Anonymous said...

No gov. issued I.D.'s, no insurance, no tickets...wonder which refugee camp he lives in. Either that or he's spending time in a padded cell for his narcissitic-schizophrenic-paranoia.

Lori L. Clark Art said...

I actually think I know this man... he spent some time locked up and when they are in there, they study law and they think that they are above it when they get out. Oh well.

Mojo said...

Yeah, well he's got an email address and a credit card obviously. Which means somebody knows who he is.

And if he thinks Congress is scary, wait until he doesn't make his credit card payment for a couple of months.

ladytruth said...

I found your blog from "calling people names" and this is one for the history books of dating, I'm sure ;)

Bachelor #487 calls himself "unique"; has he ever noticed that unique rhymes with FREAK?

Love your blog; I'm a fan :)

Mimi Lenox said...

Mejis - He's a mess!

Mimi Lenox said...

Lorielle - I hope you don't know this man. Wow. It just blew me away. Especially the audacity to say oh you ladies might need a brain which disqualifies most of you. Amazing.

Mimi Lenox said...

Mojo - Great point!!

Mimi Lenox said...

Ladytruth - Welcome to the insanity. Oh, that was funny.

What is "calling people names"...did you Google that or is it a site?

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I wonder when visiting day is? Maybe they'll let you throw food into his padded cell?