I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
"i'm new to this state. i left a different life behind me.....i'm looking forward to a new one...once we get to meet you'll find out a whole lot about me"
Jean-luc - Ha! I couldn't believe it when I saw "Retired Thug" as the headline to his profile. I've been doing this a long time and I just couldn't believe it.
you'll find out a whole lot about me"
you'll find out a whole lot about me"
4 comments:
Its hard to imagine a 'retired thug'. Maybe once you become his moll, he'll let you try on his knuckleduster?
Don't ask what's in the violin case.
Jean-luc - Ha! I couldn't believe it when I saw "Retired Thug" as the headline to his profile.
I've been doing this a long time and I just couldn't believe it.
Other - Exactly!
Only women with unresolved emotional issues need apply.
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