December 28, 2008

Bachelor #383
Let's Talk and See What Happens



Sound waves fly across the room. Vibrations will occur.
Synapses snap. Electrons fire. Words will form. Language will spill out of your mouth.
One of us will hear.

Is that simple enough for you?


6 comments:

Don said...

You left out the part about eardrums bleeding, and potential dates fleeing for their lives...or being lulled to sleep out of boredom after the pain from the eardrums subside...

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Quoted from "This Is Spinal Tap"

Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven...

Mimi Lenox said...

Ha ha ha....I'll leave additions to my posts to you. Sometimes you say what I am thinking but don't say. With the guy who wrote this profile, I have no doubt that silence is the better choice here.

The dialogue was hysterical. Are you sure Marty wasn't a pencil skirt?
lol

Don said...

Well, perhaps we should collaborate on some of your future postings! Nice to know I can read somebody's mind...

As for Marty DiBergi, if by "pencil skirt" you mean "stuffed shirt British interviewer/journalist", then sure, he's a pencil skirt... (hee hee hee!) Somehow, though, I have a deep certainty based on nothing but hunch that your legs are better than his, any day of the week and twice on Sundays!

Dragonfly said...

There is a difference between hearing and listening.

Mimi Lenox said...

Don - You have supernatural visual powers? I should be careful what I'm wearing while typing. Thanks for the warning....

Mimi Lenox said...

Dragonfly - You can say that again!