I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
So, which dating category was this one in: "Men Seeking Women," "Casual Encounters," or "Whatever's Clever?"
Why oh why must the dating profile sandbox be so damn large, large enough to including the likes of this dim wit? This one's better suited for the litter box.
There is one positive thing to be said about it: it makes my own profile seem like a much stronger contender...
I suggest you call Candy and try that line on her.
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So, which dating category was this one in: "Men Seeking Women," "Casual Encounters," or "Whatever's Clever?"
Why oh why must the dating profile sandbox be so damn large, large enough to including the likes of this dim wit? This one's better suited for the litter box.
There is one positive thing to be said about it: it makes my own profile seem like a much stronger contender...
The category was "Toys for Tots"..I mean Rots....oh whatever.
"This one's better suited for the litter box." HA! That seriously cracked me up.
It might do a few other things if she has an STD.
Jean-luc - Have you been drinking, dear?
I thought the same thing as Jean-Luc.
Dragonfly - You don't say....
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