December 16, 2008

Bachelor # 375 ~ Cream and Sugar?

"I love to read and I go to the nearest Barnes and Noble quite often. Sometimes I go to Starbucks and just throw hot coffee on people and laugh while they're writhing in pain. Just kidding! I was seeing if you were paying attention."

Did you say something?



9 comments:

Don said...

Yeesh.

There is another (in a long list of) rule(s) about dating profiles: writing about the infliction of pain on others is generally a bad idea unless it happens to be a BDSM site... Wouldn't want to scare off the normals, knowhatimean?

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

What Don said.

Mimi Lenox said...

Don - It's daunting to know that there area ONLY a handful of "normals" on a dating site. Is it snobbish of me to consider myself in this minority?

(Mimi reading over the last 300+ profile headlines...)

Nope.
Nor you!

Mimi Lenox said...

Bud - What Mimi said.

Don said...

I dunno - there are some normals out there. They're just in witness protection or something. They hide well - natural camouflage, perhaps.

Last Place Finisher said...

Yeah, but what's really normal anyway.

Mimi Lenox said...

Don - I don't have time to find them all. Witness protection program....ha!

Mimi Lenox said...

LPF - You do have a point....

Mojo said...

I'd say "Witless Protection Program" fits this crowd better.