I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
Randy Randy writes, "Not sure what I'm looking for but.....sense of humor is important. Enjoying fresh foods, animals (esp. dogs, cats are all right) and friends all rank high." Will there be fries with that?
Hold on now. After reading this, I'm starting to wonder if the animals and friends rank high as the fresh foods he enjoys!
And if he's really not sure of what he's looking for, maybe there's a few pre-op TSes out there who would like to apply... For me, as important as a sense of humor might be, being FEMALE would rank first in someone I want to date...
Will there be fries with that?
Will there be fries with that?
5 comments:
Does he eat dog?
Apparently so! And people, too.....
A definite McProfile if ever there was a hundred million...
Don - Now that's an excellent term for the profiles I'm reading. All cookie-cutter variety...
Hold on now. After reading this, I'm starting to wonder if the animals and friends rank high as the fresh foods he enjoys!
And if he's really not sure of what he's looking for, maybe there's a few pre-op TSes out there who would like to apply... For me, as important as a sense of humor might be, being FEMALE would rank first in someone I want to date...
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