November 20, 2008

Bachelor #349
I'm In Love With Myself

His headline reads "Eternally Single and Lovin' It"
"after 43 years of being single, I have learned to like myself, to relate to who I am and what makes me tick... sometimes I need the space
in order not to lose touch with who I am."
I've only known you 43 seconds and I've already lost touch with who you are. Seriously dude, date yourself and cancel this service.

5 comments:

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

And a long 43 seconds it was...

Mimi Lenox said...

I'm humming the tune..."You're just too good to be true. Can't take my eyes off of you..." yada yada yada yawn.

Dragonfly said...

And he is looking for a life partner.....why? (Spose its better than someone who needs to be completed though, but not much).

Mimi Lenox said...

The "complete me" mentality makes me sick. YUK. I want a "complete" person. Don't you?

Dragonfly said...

Yes indeed. Lovely as phrases like "media naranja" are.