The Comeback Challenge Results Round 45 ~ One of The Funniest EVER

The Comeback Challenge Round 45 featured bizarre spellings and grammatical brain twisters that sent me straight into a migraine.

Their logic? Twisted.

Their spelling? Twisted.

Didn't it twist your brain?

I rest my case.

Let's find out who was able to match wits with the witless. My favorite answers were to Bachelor #8's "High Their" - All scored a 3 to that answer. You guys are brilliant. There were very few 1's this time and I only had to bleep once and plead ignorance twice. (Frank was in rare form.) And I must award Spinners the prize for the shortest and funniest answer ever submitted. Read his answer to #7. Sometimes less is more. It just cracked me up.

Funny, funny stuff. You have definitely cranked up the game this week to a whole new level. I'm impressed. Really. I laughed so much I cried. Thank you! I know readers will enjoy this contest today! Carry on with your silly selves and please play again next week. You're a seriously hysterical bunch.

Does this mean we're all twisted? Just a thought.

Contestant # 1 Spinnerz ~ My Life As We Think I Know It from the great state of Michigan

1.The woman I am looking for will have many sides.
Sideburns, sidesaddles etc.etc.etc. =1

2. I just heeled up from a bad relationship.
And you need someone to get that boot out of your rear? =2

3. Hear I Am
Thair I go =3

4. Short Fat Guy Seeks Date
Tall skinny chick running away =3

5. I look like Brad Pitt with 100 more pounds.
Removing that mole should take care of at least 50 of those pounds =2

6. Hopefully you'll be able to keep your eyes off my pics and hear what I have to say
I'm sorry, did you say something? Is this picture upside down? I can't make out what it is =3

7. Going For a Long Walk on a Short Pier
k =3

8. High Their
Obviously you are =2

9. In our free time, my ideal match and I would let the wind blow thru our hair
Okay but that whistling noise of the wind blowing between your ears is is just too annoying to listen to =3

10. Looking For a Real Girl With Roots
Bleepity Bleepity Bleepity (I'm just in a bleeping mood, Spinners, my friend....)

Tie-Breaker: Looks Is Not What They Appear To Be
You mean it gets worse? =3

Total points for Spinners = 22

Contestant #2 Katherine from Wading Through My Stream of Consciousness from the beautiful state of California

1.The woman I am looking for will have many sides.
I am not the droid you are looking for… =1

2. I just heeled up from a bad relationship.
Just walk away…. =3

3. Hear I Am
what? I'm sorry….what did you say? =2

4. Short Fat Guy Seeks Date
there ya go….always bragging on your best attributes…=2

5. I look like Brad Pitt with 100 more pounds.
ANOTHER Short Fat Guy who cheats on his wife seeking a date!! =1

6. Hopefully you'll be able to keep your eyes off my pics and hear what I have to say
hopefully you will keep your eyes off me…period. =2

7. Going For a Long Walk on a Short Pier
cue the theme to "Jaws" =2

8. High Their
Low life. =3

9. In our free time, my ideal match and I would let the wind blow thru our hair
sorry…no free time….too busy combing out the tangles from my last date. =3

10. Looking For a Real Girl With Roots
like…what…a cabbage patch kid? =1

Tie-Breaker: Looks Is Not What They Appear To Be
Look…it really is what it appears to be….=3

Total points for Katherine = 20

Contestant #3 Anyhow Blogs from Singapore

1.The woman I am looking for will have many sides.
I guess it's hip to be square again. =3

2. I just heeled up from a bad relationship.
Not a bad start, call me when you get back standing on your feet. =2

3. Hear I Am
Their I Go. =3

4. Short Fat Guy Seeks Date
There are plenty of those in a calandar. =1

5. I look like Brad Pitt with 100 more pounds.
I think you look more like King Kong with 20 less pounds. =1

6. Hopefully you'll be able to keep your eyes off my pics and hear what I have to say'
What was that? I wasn't paying attention. =3

7. Going For a Long Walk on a Short Pier
You'd better have your snorkel equipment ready. =1

8. High Their
Buy, you. =3

9. In our free time, my ideal match and I would let the wind blow thru our
hair
Won't that always put the flame out? You must have wasted lots of matches. =3

10. Looking For a Real Girl With Roots
Try that florist shop across the street. =1

Tie-Breaker: Looks Is Not What They Appear To Be
A bad command of English however, tells no lies. =3

Total points for Anyhow = 21


Lance Riley from Solitary Views in Canada

1.The woman I am looking for will have many sides.
I think you are looking for a Japanese animation site, relax no one is judging you...=1

2. I just heeled up from a bad relationship.
Your not ready yet! Go back to bed =2

3. Hear I Am
Yup! There you are, so... when will you be leaving? =2

4. Short Fat Guy Seeks Date
Well built brunette seeks escape. =3

5. I look like Brad Pitt with 100 more pounds.
Yum! just the way I fantasised him, are you wearing a toga by chance? =1

6. Hopefully you'll be able to keep your eyes off my pics and hear what I have to say
Please don't question my intelligence. I have already moved on to the next profile. =2

7. Going For a Long Walk on a Short Pier
Don't forget the concrete shoe boxes =2

8. High Their
Are you? =3

9. In our free time, my ideal match and I would let the wind blow thru our hair
What if I told you I had a buzz cut? =2

10. Looking For a Real Girl With Roots
Odd way to get shares don't you think? =1

Tie-Breaker: Looks Is Not What They Appear To Be
No, they are exactly what they appear to be, I thought for sure that was common sense. =3

Total points for Lance Riley = 19


Contestant #5 Frank Sirianni from Frank's Honk 'n Hollr in a cave somewhere in parts Northern and dark

1. The woman I am looking for will have many sides.
If all my sides have a southern exposure, what colour is my pet bear? --Like I'm going to waste my membership at Curves-- =2

2. I just heeled up from a bad relationship.
I'll pray for your injured sole. =3

3. Hear I Am
Listen Me Go =3

4. Short Fat Guy Seeks Date
How does February 13, 3016 sound to you. =1

5. I look like Brad Pitt with 100 more pounds.
'I'll just call you avocado then, you know, it's the one with the Huge Pitt. =2

6. Hopefully you'll be able to keep your eyes off my pics and hear what I have to say
No problem---(Closing eyes)--(Fingers in ears)---LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA... =2

7. Going For a Long Walk on a Short Pier
I knew you were all wet. =1

8. High Their
Frank - I don't know what this means but I think it's bleepable. Damn. I'm naive.
Sigh....I just had to bleep myself!

9. In our free time, my ideal match and I would let the wind blow thru our hair
I'd light the match. =3

10. Looking For a Real Girl With Roots
Curtains match the carpet. =1 (Frank, I don't know what this means either. I think my headache is coming back....)

Tie-Breaker: Looks Is Not What They Appear To Be
Lay off the Smirnoff, Bud. You're seeing double again. =1

Disclaimer: The above Comebacks lines are a work of fiction authored by Foxxfyrre. Any similarity with actual persons, avocados, blog buddies, or natural blonds (or any other natural shade) is purely coincidental. ASPCA approval: No polar bears or designer shoes were harmed in the making of this episode.---

That Frank. Whaddya gonna do with him? Total points = 18
I think you owe Lance a dinner now......

1st place goes to Spinners from My Life As We Think I Know It~ Congratulations~
2nd place goes to Anyhow from Singapore who blogs. Well anyhow.
3rd place goes to Katherine from Wading Through My Stream of Consciousness