Dating Profile of The Day: The Comeback Challeng Round 39 Winners ~ Did You Know Jesus Invented Hockey?

Two Canadian players and a former winner from Singapore battle it out this week for the title of Comeback Challenge winner. A very close race and some funny funny stuff. I've got to hand it to our winner; his creative slant proved illogically insane and tipped the points in his favor. Congratulations to three comical crazy guys. I enjoyed reading and had ots of laugh-out-loud moments. Enjoy! Contestant #1 Anyhow Blogs 1. I love Jesus and I love kids. I enjoy teaching them to play sports. I never knew Jesus the sporty type. How's his basketball coming along? =1 2. A little shy. But fun later! A little fun, but gone now! =3 3. Tossing stones to see if the pool ripples. I'm afraid it doesn't cos you're just too shallow. =3 4. My heart has been broken and the scar runs deep. I like to cut up. *If you know any people who need help overcoming their suisidal tendencies, please call 1900-LOVE-LIFE. Treasure life, you only get 1 chance to do it.* =2 5. I am trying to find that Ms. right,but all the girls i keep runing in to to date it seams all they want in a relationship is just the sex. what kind of relationship is that? I would like to find someone that fells the same way. know dose this mean i won't kiss you on the frist date?!? Well you will just have to weight and see!!! Firstly, I don't like men with weak knees, second, no one likes to kiss a person with bad breath even on the 3rd date. And third, my weight is for me to know and you to never find out. =1 6. Galiantly Bent Seeks Elegantly Kinked Nobody's gonna go out on a date with you dressed in that tin can Mr knight in rusted armor! It's the 21st century for god's sake! =1 7. RU Ready 4 Me 2 Open UR Mind? I prefer to keep it just as it is, safe and sound inside my closed head thank you. =1 8. First Time on Internet Dating, Be Gentle First time seeing such a lousy liar, be honest. =2 9. Need To Be Compleated __ N W A N T E D. All they need is U. =3 10. I like taking walks, pets and children. HELP! Stay away from my kids and my dog! Back I say! BACK! =2 Tie-Breaker: Where has all the good women gone?! To all the guys who have better pick up lines than that. =3

Total points for Anyhow = 19

Contestant #2 Frank from Honk 'n Hollr! 1. I love Jesus and I love kids. I enjoy teaching them to play sports. Jesus already has a hockey team, heck, He invented the game. You see, on a lake in northern Canada which He used to walk over on to teach to the locals froze over one winter on His way back to the Holy Land. Not being used to the strange hard surface that the water had formed, He slipped and dropped a small bread loaf. Unsure of His footing, He used his walking staff to try to pick up the bread but it slid away from Him. All his Apostle friends saw His efforts and tried to help Him pick up the bread with their walking staffs too. The bread just kept sliding away. They all broke out in fits of giggles at the stubbornness of the bread's refusal to be picked up. Jesus noticed the fun that His friends were having and knew that they all needed some down-time, so He placed markers at equal distances from each other to form simple goals. Jesus came up with simple rules, and Hockey was born. Hockey really means "Stubborn Frozen Bread". So, what did you think you were going to teach my kids? =3 2. A little shy. But fun later! Oh, I see, you have to wait for the Martinis to kick in. Just so you know, any more than 4 Martinis will have an adverse effect on the performance of that fun you're talking about but have no chance of getting anyway.=2 3. Tossing stones to see if the pool ripples. You weren't listening, He invented Hockey in the winter. =1 4. My heart has been broken and the scar runs deep. I like to cut up. 911 is my favorite number, lets see what they have to say.=2 5. I am trying to find that Ms. right,but all the girls i keep runing in to to date it seams all they want in a relationship is just the sex. what kind of relationship is that? I would like to find someone that fells the same way. know dose this mean i won't kiss you on the frist date?!? Well you will just have to weight and see!!! Jenny Craig doesn't teach English as a First language too, so you will just have to 'weight' and see. =3 6. Galiantly Bent Seeks Elegantly Kinked Dear Sir Bent,Your inquiry sounds intriguing, but I'm afraid I just can't afford the time. I'm still disparately looking for that peanut under my mattress.Your friend Catherine T.G., Czar of Russia PS. You haven't seen my horse, have you? I can't seem to find Steedly anywhere. =2 7. RU Ready 4 Me 2 Open UR Mind? OMG as I'm ROTFLMAO at U. UR just 2 AOL 4 me, so try AWOL instead. =2 8. First Time on Internet Dating, Be Gentle So gentle you won't even notice I'm not online. =2 9. Need To Be Compleated Try the tooth pick test. If it comes out sticky you are not done. =2 10. I like taking walks, pets and children. Plenty Of Fish must be holding 'Stupidest Criminal Bachelor Week'. 911 where are you? I'm still holding. =3 Tie-Breaker: Where has all the good women gone?! As if you could even snag a 'bad' one.TTFN =3

Total points for Frank = 22