The Comeback Challenge Winners Round 35 Does This Profile Make Me Look Fat?

You have managed to outsmart the witless and lame on the Saturday Comeback Challenge circuit once again. This week's answers are stellar in the face of a tough set of questions. And a new player from Germany - a lady with hutzpah and charm - managed to upset the applecart considerably. Comeback answers are scored on a scale of 1-3; three being the highest. The contestant with the highest score wins. Total scores do not include the tie-breaker score unless necessary. Did anyone make that perfect score of 30 points? We shall see. Spelling errors are from the original profiles and not my own. Contestant's comeback answers are in red. Enjoy the humor. Contestant #1 The beautiful and talented Sanni from Germany 1.)I used to consider my ideal match had to be some what taller or some what shorter, but that has lowered on my importance scale. Perfect! I used to consider my ideal match had to be somewhat smart or somewhat handsome, but that has lowered on my importance scale. Let´s meet in the “Institute of lowered expectations!” = 3 2.) Just need fun and a friend, A date would due!! – Fun with friends? Why not try a playground? =1 3.) Throw another ken on the barbie. Throw in the towel… and excuse me while I puke. =3 4.) No visible tatoos that I am aware of. – No visible reason for giving you a try that I am aware of. =2 5.) Ever wanted to cuddle next to a tiger? – Takes much more to make me “ROOOOAAAAR” =2 6.) I enjoy hanging out with friends both at home and out at variety of advents. – Just hang yourself! =1 7.) My dog's method of peeing on trees to find a girl ain't working – Showing your pee-pee won´t work either, I promise. =1 8.) My You Have Lovely Hair – Wanna try to find some spiders in it…? =1 9.) Heaven Bound Looking for Green Light – Keep straight and go through the Green Light … I prefer to stuck here in hell! =1 10.) Does this profile make me look fat? – NO, yOu dOn´t lOOk fat in the profile. YOu lOOk fat when yOu are naked. =3 Tie-Breaker: What Would Scooby Doo? – The same like me: Run as fast as I could =2 Total points for Sanni = 18 Contestant #2 Anyhow Blogsfrom Singapore 1. I used to consider my ideal match had to be some what taller or some what shorter, but that has lowered on my importance scale. So I guess some what smarter just doesn't fit the bill right? Drats... That would be all of us. =2 2. Just need fun and a friend, A date would due!! A tiny red fruit won't really provide you with much fun. How about trying the dog pound? =3 3. Throw another ken on the barbie. How many kens do you intend to stack on poor barbie until you realise that you're too old to still be playing with dolls? =2 4. No visible tatoos that I am aware of. How about invisible tatoos that you're aware of? Or maybe visible tatoos that you're not aware of? Wait, wait, how about invisible tatoos that you're not aware of? =2 5. Ever wanted to cuddle next to a tiger? No, so stay away please. =1 6. I enjoy hanging out with friends both at home and out at variety of advents. Sorry I'm not a very religious person. =1 7. My dog's method of peeing on trees to find a girl ain't working Maybe next time you should try bringing him out to the park instead of walking circles round that lone tree in your backyard. =1 8. My You Have Lovely Hair Stop trying to conseal your balding head, and stop admiring yourself in the mirror. =1 9. Heaven Bound Looking for Green Light That's why you never find it. It's the WHITE light dude, WHITE! =3 10. Does this profile make me look fat? Nope, but your laziness to put some effort to write a slightly more impressive profile does. =1 Tie-Breaker: What Would Scooby Doo? The same thing you would. Run and hide like the cowardly dog he is. =2

Total points for Anyhow = 17

Contestant #3 Bud Weiser from WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Click here to see the illustrated answers on his own blog! 1. I used to consider my ideal match had to be some what taller or some what shorter, but that has lowered on my importance scale. Now he will settle for anyone who has legs. =2 2. Just need fun and a friend, A date would due!! Sounds like a gate is overdue. =1 3. Throw another ken on the barbie. Ken called. He said he can't stand the heat so he's leaving the kitchen. =1 4. No visible tatoos that I am aware of. How drunk do you actually get? =3 5. Ever wanted to cuddle next to a tiger? Ever want to swim next to a shark? =2 6. I enjoy hanging out with friends both at home and out at variety of advents. And how about other times of the year? =1 7. My dog's method of peeing on trees to find a girl ain't working. So now you are going to try it yourself? =2 8. My You Have Lovely Hair. My, you are a whack job. =3 9. Heaven Bound Looking for Green Light. You need three people to ride in the heaven bound lane. =1 10. Does this profile make me look fat? Nope, just stupid. =3 Tie-Breaker: What Would Scooby Doo. Perhaps like Yogi he would bear his soul. =2 Bud's total points = 19 Contestant #4 Bond from The Big Leather CouchMemphis, USA 1. I used to consider my ideal match had to be some what taller or some what shorter, but that has lowered on my importance scale. So, now they just have to be breathing? Or is that not important too?=1 2. Just need fun and a friend, A date would due!! Paying for a date….well that is called using a prostitute. =2 3. Throw another ken on the barbie. Usage of plastic dolls disqualifies you for consideration = 1 4. No visible tatoos that I am aware of. You never know what happens when you are asleep, so there could be one somewhere…go back and look again. =2 5. Ever wanted to cuddle next to a tiger? Much more than cuddling next to you =2 6. I enjoy hanging out with friends both at home and out at variety of advents. Then you will be ready for the Second Coming, won’t you? =1 7. My dog's method of peeing on trees to find a girl ain't working Have to tried to let him pee on you? =1 8. My You Have Lovely Hair My you are sincerely creepy =2 9. Heaven Bound Looking for Green Light Oh, you have my permission, please proceed =2 10. Does this profile make me look fat? Not at all. Like an idiot, yes…fat no. =3 Tie-Breaker: What Would Scooby Doo? He might pee on a tree, but that does not seem to work for guy # 7 =2 Total points for Bond = 17

19 points: 1st place goes to Bud Weiser for the second week in a row. He's hard to beat! Congratulations, funny guy.

18 points: A close second was little Sanni from Germany who decided to throw her lovely hat in the ring with the guys. She totally rocked.

17 points: The two remaining players, Bond and Anyhow, tied for 3rd place.

Great job with some difficult challenges this week! Click here to read a post I recently did on Mimi Writes showcasing your previous work.

Hope to see you again next week.