The Comeback Challenge Round 36 ~ They Both Rock!

It's a tie.
Two funny funny men who faithfully enter this competition each week are here to entertain you again. I'm talking about Bud and Bond. Relax and enjoy the comedy below.....Here are their answers to The Comeback Challenge Round 36. It will surely tickle your funny bone.

Meet The Comedians
Professional DJ Bud Weiser from WTIT Tape Radio Station. Stay tuned for their 40th Anniversary Taping and Reunion being held TONIGHT in the New England studio.

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Bond from Bond's Big Leather Couch ~ Prolific writer and Bestest Blog of the Year Winner!

Bud Weiser
1. Must love pet rocks.

You want to sell the ones in your head, right?

2. Curl my toes.
Curl your own toes. And get your feet outta my face.

3. If i want to play with something i'll play with my truck, i wont play with your heart and i dont want you to play with mine.
You go play with your truck, no one will bother you, I’m sure.

4. I'm the Southern Gentleman that you can take home to Momma!

Momma does need a good laugh now and then. How’s Friday?

5. This is my prison photo.
Seriously, that explains a lot.

7. Looking for that missing piece.

Have you looked everywhere? Try under the couch.

8. What can I say, I am a barrel of laughs.

You are a barrel full of something.

9. So Single.
But not so smart.


10. Rachet in need of socket.

No, man in need brains.

Tie Breaker: Let’s Go Shake Our Botties.You’ve been using this line since the disco era no doubt. How’s that working out?

Bond

1. Must love pet rocks.

You must have rocks in your head.

2. Curl my toes.

Wring your neck.

3. If i want to play with something i'll play with my truck, i wont play with your heart and i dont want you to play with mine.

Fair enough…how about if you lay down and I bring your truck to you….oops…did that hurt?

4. I'm the Southern Gentleman that you can take home to Momma!

Momma has a husband….

5. This is my prison photo.
Then you already have a boyfriend…

6. Life Takes Practice! So let's practice!
Start without me…

7. Looking for that missing piece

It is called a frontal lobe.

8. What can I say, I am a barrel of laughs

Climb in with the monkeys….more your speed


9. So Single
...and going to stay that way it seems

10. Rachet in need of socket
Hammer in need of a head to bash on, are you the one?


Tie-Breaker: Let's Go Shake Our Botties
Are those the toys my son used to play with?

Thanks, guys, for tickling my fancy and putting a smile on my face! Great work!