Comeback Challenge Winners ~ Round 34 There's More Than Just a Man Inside of Me

Each and every comeback will be scored on a scale of 1-3; three being the highest. The contestant with the highest score wins. Total scores do not include the tie-breaker score unless necessary. Did anyone make that perfect score of 30 points? We shall see. Read on and enjoy the humor.The Bachelors were a little strange......no more than usual, and the players were on top of their game this week. Spelling errors are from the original profiles and not my own. Contestant's comeback answers are in red. Enjoy the humor. WARNING: Active bleeps ahead. PG blogging is no fun!! Contestant #1 1. Must love children but not have any of their own. Must love brains but not have any of their own. =2 2. I like to think I am health conscious but sometimes I'll hit a buffet. I think I am anti-drugs but sometimes there’s nothing like a doobie. = 1 3. I like to take long walks in the woods and fish. There are fish in your woods? Sweet. = 2 4. Kiss Me Even though I'm Not a Frog. Miss Piggy just called. You can go ahead start without her. =1 5. Mostly Teddybear with a little Goldyloc. A cross-dressing Teddy Bear. How quaint. = 2 6. I'm a very caring, loving, honest, and sweat guy that dose not play mind games. Or anything else to do with my mind. I’ll be waiting for you right here, sweating and dosing. = 2 7. I named my Golden Retriever Fire so the teacher couldn't yell at her in school. Is that so wrong? Your dog goes to school? And I bet you dropped the kids off at the kennel. =3 8. I teach marital arts. What a kick! =3 9. I enjoy working on mussel cars. Try oyster cars next. At least then there is the occasional pearl. =3 10. I am tired of finding bossy women who think they wear the pants and just want someone who will do as they are told. a little hard work never hurt anyone. Bring me a beer! How’s this approach working? I’m thinking you get your own beer. =1 Tie-Breaker: There's More Than Just a Man Inside of Me. Hold on. I’m still looking for my keys. =2 Total point for Mr. Bud Weiser = 20 1. Must love children but not have any of their own. Is this because you have too many running around already? =1 2. I like to think I am health conscious but sometimes I'll hit a buffet. I like buffets but sometimes hit my date. =1 3. I like to take long walks in the woods and fish. Does it help when there is water nearby? =1 4. Kiss Me Even though I'm Not a Frog And if I do will you turn into a frog? =2 5. Mostly Teddybear with a little Goldyloc So, you are soft and cuddly with a female trying to break loose? =2 6. I'm a very caring, loving, honest, and sweat guy that dose not play mind games. And deodorant does not help? =1 7. I named my Golden Retriever Fire so the teacher couldn't yell at her in school. Is that so wrong? What is wrong is that I actually just had to read that explanation. =2 8. I teach marital arts. Those who can do…those who can’t teach? =2 9. I enjoy working on mussel cars. Personally I like clams as much as mussels, but it is the pulling them from their shells that gets to me…. =1 10. I am tired of finding bossy women who think they wear the pants and just want someone who will do as they are told. a little hard work never hurt anyone. Bring me a beer! I agree, a little hard work never hurt anyone…go work on being a human! =2 Tie-Breaker: There's More Than Just a Man Inside of Me I saw that movie Alien, and I am in no mood for things flying out of your chest. =1

Total Score for Bond = 15

Contestant #3 Anyhow Blogs from Singapore 1. Must love children but not have any of their own. Sure, I don't have any children and I would be more than happy to adopt you. =3 2. I like to think I am health conscious but sometimes I'll hit a buffet. I like to think that people on dating sites know themselves well enough but sometimes I'll see people who don't. =1 3. I like to take long walks in the woods and fish. That explains why you don't have any friends. You need to socialise more dude. =1 4. Kiss Me Even though I'm Not a Frog But I can't bring myself to kiss someone who is uglier than a frog. =2 5. Mostly Teddybear with a little Goldyloc So you're round, cuddly and hairy with a fetish for wearing golden wigs? Thanks but I'll pass. =2 6. I'm a very caring, loving, honest, and sweat guy that dose not play mind games. Thanks for the heads-up. I'll remember to stand further away from you during those "free hugs" sessions. =2 7. I named my Golden Retriever Fire so the teacher couldn't yell at her in school. Is that so wrong? OH MY GOSH! I've had to Bleep the innocent and funny Anyhow! 8. I teach marital arts. Which kind? I heard many couples don't like bull-shid-do. =3 9. I enjoy working on mussel cars. And I suppose you lick yourself clean after every maintenence session? =3 10. I am tired of finding bossy women who think they wear the pants and just want someone who will do as they are told. a little hard work never hurt anyone. Bring me a beer! I am tired of finding bossy men who think they wear the pants and just want someone who will do as they are told. a little hard work never hurt anyone. GO GET YOUR OWN BEER! =1 Tie-Breaker: There's More Than Just a Man Inside of Me Yes, I can see that childish, immature, playful kid just waiting to burst out from under there. =1

Total score for Anyhow = 18 points

Contestant #4 Starr 1. Must love children but not have any of their own. Because once I date you, I will have one? =1 2. I like to think I am health conscious but sometimes I'll hit a buffet. Conscious as in awake but not conscious as in aware? =2 3. I like to take long walks in the woods and fish. Someone call PETA! =2 4. Kiss Me Even though I'm Not a Frog Toad? =1 5. Mostly Teddybear with a little Goldyloc Translation "Curvy Transvestite" =3 6. I'm a very caring, loving, honest, and sweat guy that dose not play mind games. No apparently you play nose games. =1 7. I named my Golden Retriever Fire so the teacher couldn't yell at her in school. Is that so wrong? Let me guess, you still live with mom don't ya? =3 8. I teach marital arts. And just where does cruising the interent for dates fit in? =2 9. I enjoy working on mussel cars. Why the discrimination against other bi-values? =1 10. I am tired of finding bossy women who think they wear the pants and just want someone who will do as they are told. a little hard work never hurt anyone. Bring me a beer! FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY but BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP (sorry Starr...and I so agree...) Tie-Breaker: There's More Than Just a Man Inside of Me Did you get your DNA and that of fly crossed in your uber geek machine?=1 Total score for Starr = 16 points 1st place winner Bud Weiser from the infamous WTIT Tape Radio Station. He scored 20 points this week. Bud posts his answers to the challenge in a feature on his blog every Tuesday. Click here for this week's challenge with pictures and commentary. Congratulations, Bud! 2nd place Anyhow Blogs from Singapore (last week's winner and a consistently funny player) with 18 points. A scandalous answer and my bleeper probably did him in. (It was bleep-worthy but not really THAT scandalous. I'm just teasing Anyhow a bit.) 3rd place from the female representation STARR from Here Comes A Storm in the Form of a Girl - 16 points See you next week!