March 31, 2007

The Datin Profiles Comeback Challenge (Round 21) ~ ~ It's Your Move



The Rules1. I've posted ten headlines and/or essay snippets below. Spelling errors are from original profiles and not my own. Write a comedic response to any or all of these. The more you can answer, the better your chance of winning.

2. You have until 11:59 pm MONDAY EDT to send in your answers via email. Type "Saturday Comeback Challenge" in the subject line and include the name and url of your blog.
3. I try to keep this as family-friendly as possible without sacrificing humor. I won't post inappropriate or sexually explicit responses. Subtle is good!

4. I will announce the winner in Tuesday's post. You will get a link back to your site, a permanent place in my sidebar, and a winner's badge for your website -plus untold fame and glory! (Mostly untold)


1. I am young at hart my body has been through the ringer.

2. Its hard to put a label on the girl of my dreams but when i meet her I will knoW, MY MOUTH WILL DRY UP AND I MIGHT HAVE TO THINK TWICE OF WHAT TO SAY SO IT COMES OUT PERFECT.BYE THE WAY DONT HOLD MY TYPING AGAINST ME IM NOT VERY GOOD AT IT..

3. No game players or pent-up psychotic behavior please.

4. i want somebody honest,faithfull,fun,and will stay with me threw the bad as well as the god times

5. I am 5'10", blonde, very blue eyes, and devestatingly handsome, or so they say.

6. I’m driving all night wondering the streets, watching and playing with people who have nothing better to do than create havoc. Sounds cool but I have better plans for myself than just that.

7. im a fun loving guy who desires laddie with the same. and also would like a lady who is permiscuise. as i need a lot of love.the right ladie will know what i mean

8. To Weird to live, to rare to die

9. My only fault is at times I speak with a forked tong.

10. I'm no chest player, but it's your move.



6 comments:

Lizza said...

Ohhhh, these are good. Can't wait to read what participants come up with.

Mimi Lenox said...

Hi Lizza! I can't wait either. These are unbelievable.

Turnbaby said...

LOLOLOL
OMG

this is too good *snarf* too much pressure LOLOLOL

Bond said...

Here to defend my two-in-a-row crown

Mimi Lenox said...

Turn - Don't wimp out, sweet southern girl. These men will get all full of themselves and we can't have that, now can we??

Mimi Lenox said...

Go for it, Bond.