December 8, 2006

Bachelor #140 Romance On the Titanic

"I am searching for a life partner. I am flexible and want to be needed. Life hurts sometimes, want a partner to pick each other up when the waves get ruff. Want real person. are you out there?"

Dear Drifter....." You don't need a life partner. You need a lifeboat.
I haven't been knocked down by a barking ocean wave in some time, but if it happens I'll keep you in mind. And no, I am not a real person....but you certainly are out there.

4 comments:

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

You know how Rose just let Jack freeze to death...yep, I'd probably do the same.

WanderingGirl said...

I say he needs a blow up doll...

Lee said...

Ruff! Ruff!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Why do I get a feeling that his life "brings him down" or has "rough waves" a lot?