Good thing I have those questions ready.
We've scheduled a press conference for tomorrow at the O'Henry Hotel downtown Savannah - the buggy lanes have changed a bit since 1861 but I'm sure she'll figure it out - and I am so excited.
Scarlett is my hero.
The definitive feminine authority on men.
She recently wrote to tell me that she'd been following my blog and would like to clear up a few things.
She thinks I'm confused.
"Why can't you find a beau?" she asked me. "I lived on a plantation in northern red clay Georgia in the middle of a war and managed to marry 3 times.
What's your problem??!"
"It's not me, Scarlett. It's the men."
"I can see this is gonna take a lot of work," she said. "Hold that thought. I'll see you in Savannah....and by the way, will James Bond be there?"
"No, Scarlett. I'm afraid not."
I hung up. She was busy arguing with housekeeping about her linens. "You just can't get good help these days!" she yelled.
I hope she's in a better humor tomorrow.
I'll let you know how the interview goes or you can watch it on the Free Speech segment of Katie Couric's news show - if CNN doesn't pick it up first.
For further background on the late great Scarlett O'Hara and her connection to yours truly, click here.